Off-kilter fantasies

[teddybear4play]

I saw a television commercial that reminded me of a sort of strange fantasy that I have, and I was wondering if I was the only one to have such a strange thing. Or, if people have stranger ones, they can post here and I won't feel so goofy

Now, by "strange fantasies," I don't mean BDSM/kink. Well, here, let me explain by telling you mine.

I want a woman to shave my face.

I guess it all started when I saw that one Vanity Fair cover where Cindy Crawford has k.d. lang all lathered up and ready to go at her with a straight razor. I must have been 10 or 11 when I saw that. I didn't hit puberty then; puberty hit me. Sex, lesbianism, and this whole shaving fantasy just smacked me upside the head.

I'd just about forgotten about it until I saw the commercial, which was for Gilette Shave Gel, I think. Some guy walks into some sort of parallel dimension where three hot women in silver face paint shave him clean and then tease him a little. Ohhh yeah.

OK, now that I feel completely stupid, someone rescue me, please.

TB4p

 

[mig]

What's the problem?.

Seems perfectly normal to me.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Hell, my man shaved me last night and I don't think he was crying from the experience.

 

[teddybear4play]

OK, so it's normal . . .

now you share your "normal" fantasies.

 

[ExLimey]

Talk about weird...

...as I'm reading your post with the PIP on, that exact commercial is on.

cue the Twilight Zone theme!

 

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[teddybear4play]

off-kilter?

I don't care, I want to go to med school now.

 

[cymbidia]

Now, by "strange fantasies," I don't mean BDSM/kink.

So, teddybear guy?
Is BDSM and kink the same thing?
Yes? No? Maybe so?
What's the difference?
How are they the same?
Can something be kinky but not BDSMish?
What about the reverse: can there be BDSM that's not kinky?
Have you even thought about what the hell these words mean or do you just toss them around cuz you know they're, why, they're a little bit titillating?

Finally, who the fuck made you God of the Threads, anyway, to say what any one of us can and can't post with respect to our fantasies?

 

[methpez]

Kink

This was given to me by my woman during phone sex.

I would be tied down to a table naked and blindfolded. She and 3 of her frineds would ffondle and touch me and she would then stradle me and make me cum wial i was being sucked on by her friends


I love my woman.

 

[teddybear4play]

I am the God of this thread . . .

I made it.

I just wanted to hear some other strange fantasies that weren't BDSM because one, I'm not into BDSM, and two, there's a whole forum devoted to BDSM.

Something can be kinky without being BDSM. I'd like to think that my shaving fantasy and Emerald's doctor thing are a little kinky.

And you don't seem very titillated.

TB4p