Of cats and past lives

[April]

It's a fanciful idea, I know. But if people can be said to have had past lives, then why not cats? What was your cat in his or her past life? What's the story behind it?

Hey, just about anything is better than reading about the bitchiness and political sniping going on around here, isn't it? Yes, it's a pointed remark.

So, tell us funny or gross stories about your pets. Doesn't even have to be cats. Dogs, birds, hamsters, even fish.

 

[Mistress]

Salem was a Human Bitch.........

 

[April]

And? Is there any more to it than that?

 

[Mistress]

Nah she thinks she is human and she cant stand for someone else to get my attention...mainly Xander.

A few weeks ago when him, Nobody Special and the Wife were at my house she got pissed that Xander was hanging all over me. Anyways he had made the mistake of leaving his button over shirt in the floor.....

So NS and NSW watched as my bitchy cat drug Xander's shirt over to her water bowl and stuck it in it...letting it soak up all the water in the bowl. It was fucking hilarious! I like to have died laughing when he went to pick up his shirt and it was dripping with cat water

She does things like all the time. When I had first gotten her I was about 17 years old and I had started working a third shift job so I was gone all night long. Anyways I use to have a book shelf near my door and I had a pile of writings that I had done, stories and poems. They were the only copies I had because I had yet to recopy them. Anyways I came home one morning and when I opened my door there they were in the floor shredded to tiny bits of paper. She had shredded them then piled them infront of the door so that when I opened the door it got spread out all over the place. Took forever to clean up, I could l have killed her.

 

[MissTaken]

I am certain that in my cat's past life, he was a dog!

My ex taught him to sit, roll over and walk on a leash.

 

[KillerMuffin]

My former cat was Cleopatra. Like everyone else.

 

[Ravenloft]

My salem was a neurotic, speed addict...

And Neko... He was a samurai warrior!

Ooo!

 

[April]

My Baby was a bulimic woman in her last life. She adores food of all kinds, but most especially mine. She has binging and purging down to an art! And when she's down, she comes back for more.

Spud, on the other hand, was a dog in his last life. Follows us around like a dog and scratches like one.

 

[Demian]

Cats are My Favorite, don't 'ya know?

Egyptians knew Something about cats...

Previous life?

I laughed when I read an Article about Shirley, and she always seemed to be some sort of goddess or emperor, but I am a follower of Horus and Isis...and where the chips will fall, they will Fall...Maybe I collect garbage today, tomorrow I may ride the Crystal ship...When you're Strange

 

[shadowsource]

Isaac Newton

- one of my cats.

 

[crystalhunting]

Well with 5 cats running around here....oh wait it's 6 cause I'm kittysitting a ladyfriends cat.....ok let me think.......


I think Little Miss Prissy was a spoiled woman.


I think Hassan was a rider on the pony exspress or maybe a racecar driver...that boy runs all over the place here.

I think Tulee Cat was a misunderstood genuis of some sort.

I think Maya may have been a princeses,she sure thinks she is.

Mysty Boy was a Hindu Guru or maybe Buhdda.

and the kitty im takeing care of...Chibi Khan...Methinks he might have been a ninja.


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