Of all the things

[emi n kitty]

that don't burn in a fire..



a Vibe!!!


Sadly that's what I worried about.


"fuck I hope that if it all goes they won't find out what a perv I am and discover my collection of vibes, creams and pornos"

 

[bknight2602]

that don't burn in a fire..



a Vibe!!!


Sadly that's what I worried about.


"fuck I hope that if it all goes they won't find out what a perv I am and discover my collection of vibes, creams and pornos"

Keep them in a fire proof safe!

 

[Guest]

We were moving house and, when they moved our bedroom furniture.....under the mattress .....the movers found a long forgotten vibe! Interesting job it must be.

 

[emi n kitty]

Well when my house was burning down... along with thoughts of there goes every part of my life, my sons pictures and tapes came the thoughts of .. oh fuckin hell I hope they don't find the vibrators!!


or the porno's



or the mags




or the lubes




or the creams



or the...

 

[bknight2602]

Well when my house was burning down... along with thoughts of there goes every part of my life, my sons pictures and tapes came the thoughts of .. oh fuckin hell I hope they don't find the vibrators!!


or the porno's



or the mags




or the lubes




or the creams



or the...

What about the poor woman at the airport? hehehe

 

[Guest]

Well when my house was burning down...

Shit! That's awful! Sorry, I didn't mean to make light of your misfortune!

 

[JazzManJim]

Hey!!!

Okay, I"m smiling big now, well not because of what happened, but beause you're here and okay.

 

[emi n kitty]

Shit! That's awful! Sorry, I didn't mean to make light of your misfortune!

sugar I've cried as much as ya can... but you reach a point when you have to see the humor in things.


lmao what I need are the jokes not the drinks.


glares at emi

 

[emi n kitty]

Hey!!!

Okay, I"m smiling big now, well not because of what happened, but beause you're here and okay.

well after paying homage to emi's bathroom twice I'm feeling better!!


I'm okay.. and I'll be sober by the time that evil bitch gets drunk so I'll be feeling even better.


thank you hon... I haven't read her thread yet and I'm going to... but tonight I just wanted to giggle and have some fun.



Big fat wet smoochies to you you sweet darling man!

 

[JazzManJim]

Big fat wet smoochies to you you sweet darling man!

Take your time on the thread. Just know that whatever help I can provide, I will without hesitation. You need me, holler for me. Both of you know how to get me.

Enjoy your night! That's the thing now!

 

[emi n kitty]

Take your time on the thread. Just know that whatever help I can provide, I will without hesitation. You need me, holler for me. Both of you know how to get me.

Enjoy your night! That's the thing now!

heh I am!



But make me stop starting silly threads!


My newest idea was to start one called, "My bra is so restricting"