Ode to my Awesome

[YourCaptor]

So I held my neuroscience lecture. It was a huge success. Afterwards all these students came up to me, thanking me, telling me it really helped them make sense of it all. This chick even said it woke her up, which I think is a great complement, considering the material. I tried to make it engaging. I may have gone a bit fast, but it was good.

Soon I’ll have my degree/paper that says you got to pay me more than jack. I’ll take a step back at that point, save a little money and go travel.

I’ve also got a relationship blossoming in its infancy with this amazing girl. Easily one of the most beautiful and interesting I have ever met. It’s a very exciting time, all those nervous first flutters, amping up every little contact, every little smile. Not that her smile needs it, she definitely has the most captivating smile I’ve ever seen anywhere. That includes magazines by the way.

If could go travel, and take this girl with me, I can’t imagine anything better.

I also climbed a 5.10d today, with one mean crux at the top. I got like a 15 minutes epinephrine shot out of that. I’m now past intermediate.

So, you may all bask in my glory. Sacrificial virgins are always accepted.

 

[BiBunny]

Congratulations. Sounds like things are going well.

 

[Myskaninen]

congratulations

 

[rida]

So happy for you!
Don't forget to stop by in your travels

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Bravo

 

[FurryFury]

Woo hoo! Way to go! Congrats!

 

[Homburg]

I tend to speak a little quickly when I do presentations. It gets especially difficult when you are in areas where the normal cadence is relaxed to begin with. I tend to use humour to break up the pacing and give people the chance to digest, ask questions, etc. Obviously this only works in situations that are not formal.

Good on ya in general, by the way.

 

[ownedsubgal]

oh brother, as if you needed yet more reason to pimp-walk down the street.









lol just kidding, keep it up YC.

 

[graceanne]

Sorry, there just aren't a lot of virgins to sacrifice around these here parts. But I will make a nana pyradid!

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[YourCaptor]

Yup, things are going well, got to enjoy it while it lasts.

So happy for you!
Don't forget to stop by in your travels

That is the plan.

oh brother, as if you needed yet more reason to pimp-walk down the street.




lol just kidding, keep it up YC.

You have been watching me. Only we call it the douchebag walk, its pretty funny.

Oh and this is LA, you don't walk, you pimp that ride.

 

[caela]

Good going YC! Congrats on all the goodness and hard work.

Now out of curiosity...just where the hell are we supposed to find virgins to sacrifice???

 

[graceanne]

Good going YC! Congrats on all the goodness and hard work.

Now out of curiosity...just where the hell are we supposed to find virgins to sacrifice???

That's what I want to know! I looked, but I just don't see that many around here!

 

[rida]

Good going YC! Congrats on all the goodness and hard work.

Now out of curiosity...just where the hell are we supposed to find virgins to sacrifice???

That's what I want to know! I looked, but I just don't see that many around here!

How about the GB?



















Just kidding ....

 

[graceanne]

How about the GB?

Just kidding ....

Oh, thank God. I thought you'd gone completely off your rocker. *whew*

 

[YourCaptor]

Pfft, what do I care where the virgins come from. You just better toss one down into my volcano soon or my rage shall erupt.

Plus I hear these days you can surgically reconstruct virgins. Kind of lowers markets value doesn't it, knock off virgins everywhere.

I blame china.

 

[caela]

Pfft, what do I care where the virgins come from. You just better toss one down into my volcano soon or my rage shall erupt.

Plus I hear these days you can surgically reconstruct virgins. Kind of lowers markets value doesn't it, knock off virgins everywhere.

I blame china.

Pffffffft...am not scared of your rage. I can't toss you any virgins, I only know one and she's not being sacrificed to anyone! Hell if her uncles had their way she'd be locked up in a basement as far away from boys as possible til she was in her 80's.

 

[RawHumor]

Congratulations.

It couldn't have happened to a nicer... ummm...

It couldn't have happened to a better...

It... well...

Congratulations.

 

[graceanne]

Congratulations.

It couldn't have happened to a nicer... ummm...

It couldn't have happened to a better...

It... well...

Congratulations.

LOL!!

 

[MasterPhoenix]

That's what I want to know! I looked, but I just don't see that many around here!

We can find him plenty of virgins here

 

[graceanne]

We can find him plenty of virgins here

*cough*

I am so glad I didn't have anything in my mouth. Seriously.

 

[YourCaptor]

Pffffffft...am not scared of your rage. I can't toss you any virgins, I only know one and she's not being sacrificed to anyone! Hell if her uncles had their way she'd be locked up in a basement as far away from boys as possible til she was in her 80's.

Damn, kinky uncles.

Those are the easiest ones though. All you have to do is treat them like the sexual being they want to be and they are putty. Just call them babe, or sexy, that’s usually enough to do the trick.

Keeping someone away from sex does not work. You know how the exotic becomes erotic, well in this case its exotic erotic becoming super erotic. And then those are the people who will use unsafe methods and get STI/pregnant.

Current studies actually show that the best way to promote safe sex in young people, is by giving them the materials needed under the pretense that it will make for a better experience. So it’s like, “hey Jack/Jill, going out to have some fun, here take this, it’ll kick things up a bit.” And you know, it’s true too, cause if you use condoms and the pill, it feels sooooo much better afterward.

 

[YourCaptor]

We can find him plenty of virgins here

Damn, that's probably enough appeasement to prevent global warming.

 

[YourCaptor]

I'm pondering getting some kind of gift for this new girl, something small but nice, to mark our first serious date. To mark that clear line.

Something, so that if all goes great, she can look back and remember it by.

Something not sexual.

 

[rida]

I'm pondering getting some kind of gift for this new girl, something small but nice, to mark our first serious date. To mark that clear line.

Something, so that if all goes great, she can look back and remember it by.

Something not sexual.

Darn.
There goes my idea for a cute condom carry case and flavored lube ...

 

[MasterPhoenix]

keep it simple, bro... a single rose...