Ode to lemonbread

[Jennifer]

If I was a girl, I would let this guy do whatever he wanted to me.

I might let him anyway.

Let's give your ass a few days rest first.

 

[lemonbread]

If I was a girl, I would let this guy do whatever he wanted to me.

I might let him anyway.

Hey, this thread is for littlefinger to get with me. Not you. Me.

 

[subdued_passion]

I'm shy. This is my hello.

Logging onto Lit out of boredom
Looking for something interesting to read.
Same old stuff except more catty cat fights
in between the vomit of politico threads.

I stay. I opine. I throw change into the time dump.

Then out of the corner of my eye
I see an interesting name.
Thinking a misspelled troll handle
I realize it's more apt than that
alluding to the sweet and tart.

I stay. I watch it pop up again and again.

Avatars appear and I try not to creep
but I look forward to the new angle
on that sweet, realistic beauty.
This one's a smile! My heart!
Every post she's looking right at me!

I stay. I watch. I slap other posters thinking she will notice.

Surely she has a man, I think.
Then no, a girl, she says.
Aw, then she likes girls, I think.
But no! She likes both! And more!
All kinds! Me too!

I stay. I creep trying not to creep.

How to talk to a gal you can't touch?
Words fail me. I delete this thread five times.
I delete private messages a dozen more.
I try to go on, slapping politicos,
throwing change into the time dump.

I go. Real life is where it really happens, bro.

But I can't help thinking back on that sweet smile
that disposition so laid-back and self-assured.
Nobody who ever wanted a chance
kept silent when they could have spoken.
Hello, I am fond of you.

This is the sweetest thing ever. I'm blushing. You totally have to pm me now.

I almost didn't log in tonight! So glad I did.

Awwww.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/awwwww.gif

 

[butters]

it's brave! if lemon likes him, it'll be good - if she didn't then it would feel creepy. but putting himself out there on the line is a brave move.

aw

 

[subdued_passion]

it's brave! if lemon likes him, it'll be good - if she didn't then it would feel creepy. but putting himself out there on the line is a brave move.

aw

I thought it was sincere. Didn't strike me as creepy at all. And looking at her response it seems like he was right about her.

I've been grinning since I read this thread- it's just so cute.

 

[kbate]

^^considerably less cranky than I am.
the thread was weird but this is cute.

I think the main difference is that you are a jaded and cynical bitchcunt, and lemonbread isn't.

 

[unregistered]

 

[dolf]

I think the main difference is that you are a jaded and cynical bitchcunt, and lemonbread isn't.

this is true. you love it and you wouldn't have me any other way.

 

[Aphro]

Personally, If I were Lemonbread, I'd have preferred a PM rather than a trumpet fanfare, but, he gets 11 out of 10 for earnest and full effort, complete with appropriate teenage angst. It's a brave man who puts his balls out there swinging in the breeze for everyone to see.

 

[Killswitch]

Personally, If I were Lemonbread, I'd have preferred a PM rather than a trumpet fanfare, but, he gets 11 out of 10 for earnest and full effort, complete with appropriate teenage angst. It's a brave man who puts his balls out there swinging in the breeze for everyone to see.

The best swinging balls belong to the fifty year old guys. Not the twenty somethings.

Just sayin.

 

[lemonbread]

Personally, If I were Lemonbread, I'd have preferred a PM rather than a trumpet fanfare, but, he gets 11 out of 10 for earnest and full effort, complete with appropriate teenage angst. It's a brave man who puts his balls out there swinging in the breeze for everyone to see.

I quite like the fanfare. The whole internets should think I'm wonderful, right?!

 

[pink]

I guess I have nothing to offer. sigh

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I quite like the fanfare. The whole internets should think I'm wonderful, right?!

I think you're obliged to post "the girls" at this point in time.

 

[pointless]

she already did.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Did what?

 

[pointless]

guess.

and feel free to take your time doing it. i'm off to conquer the world.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Did you get wood? I'm sure she would like to know.

 

[Libsam]

i'm off to conquer the world.

Translation: I'm off to play my RTS game.

 

[lemonbread]

she already did.

That doesn't mean I'm opposed to doing again.

Especially for Ann, since we're best friends now.

 

[bg23]

This is like those jumbotron proposals. Or any public proposals at all. Or Milhouse getting up on a cafeteria table and singing to Lisa.

Cute in theory, awkward in practice.

 

[bg23]

I guess I have nothing to offer. sigh

You're going to need better bait than that if you intend to do more fishing.

 

[lemonbread]

This is like those jumbotron proposals. Or any public proposals at all. Or Milhouse getting up on a cafeteria table and singing to Lisa.

Cute in theory, awkward in practice.

I didn't find it awkward at all.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

This is like those jumbotron proposals. Or any public proposals at all. Or Milhouse getting up on a cafeteria table and singing to Lisa.

Cute in theory, awkward in practice.

http://www.empireonline.com/images/uploaded/empire-greatest-romantic-gestures-say-anything.jpg

 

[bg23]

I didn't find it awkward at all.

Sure, and half the time the girl actually says yes to the guy when he proposes.



Having said that, I don't actually find your point of view on much of anything to be worth much, so there's that.

 

[bg23]

http://www.empireonline.com/images/uploaded/empire-greatest-romantic-gestures-say-anything.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0T00XcN0N0