LaRascasse
I dream, therefore I am
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DISCLAIMER: The following poem is a work of fiction. Any similarity between this and what happened to a 21 year old college guy in Phoenix earlier today is pure coincidence.
Ode To Feet
Oh beautiful feet!
Which help carry us around.
Always taking our burden, face down on the ground.
One of the many things we have been given in pairs.
Why did you slip at the top of the stairs?
Oh shapely feet!
Also a unit of length measure.
And some boast the length of their organ of pleasure.
With you I can kick a football with precise aim
And now you left me temporarily lame.
Oh sensual feet!
A masturbating implement for the skilled fucktress.
And a sucking fetish for some, for reasons I can't guess.
Karma, I swear! I never laughed at a guy in a coma.
Yet you rush me to the ER, with a giant haematoma.
And now with all these pains I must grapple.
Days before I return to the Big Apple.
For those who do not like the lame humour and rhyme, bear with me. Without the humour, all I have is a throbbing pain.
Ode To Feet
Oh beautiful feet!
Which help carry us around.
Always taking our burden, face down on the ground.
One of the many things we have been given in pairs.
Why did you slip at the top of the stairs?
Oh shapely feet!
Also a unit of length measure.
And some boast the length of their organ of pleasure.
With you I can kick a football with precise aim
And now you left me temporarily lame.
Oh sensual feet!
A masturbating implement for the skilled fucktress.
And a sucking fetish for some, for reasons I can't guess.
Karma, I swear! I never laughed at a guy in a coma.
Yet you rush me to the ER, with a giant haematoma.
And now with all these pains I must grapple.
Days before I return to the Big Apple.
For those who do not like the lame humour and rhyme, bear with me. Without the humour, all I have is a throbbing pain.
on the cast, to make it better. If I was there, I'd also sign it for you. 
