Oddest place you've had sex

[just pet]

...in my office between patients

 

[just pet]

and I am not that kind of professional...

 

[carrie-on]

LOL In a Porta pot...at a Gratedul Dead concert. We had a standing ovation when we came out. I turned soo RED,but blamed it on sunburn.

 

[explain]

In the stairwell of an apartment building at 10AM on a Saturday. Proped her up on the windowsill and had a great explosion...

On a washing machine, during the spin cycle.

In the middle of a baseball field, 11:00PM.

On the deck of a yacht (I was a wiater for a yacht club in college) during the day.

Driving to college with my girlfriend, pulled off the road into someone's driveway about 3pm. We finished just in time, as they were driving up as we were driving off! <whew!>

On her parent's bed (and they were home!)

Oh to be young again...

 

[Ishmael]

On a desserted tropical island.

You might say "Whoa there Ishmael, that's romantic not odd". But let me tell you it was very odd. The island was inhabited by hundred's of thousands of fiddler' crabs. It was if they were all scuttling for a view. Everytime I'd pull out a little, they'd move away. When I'd thrust back into her, they'd move in close. After a while, I'm watching the fucking crabs and varying my strokes just to play with the little bastards. (Anyone that's ever "heard" crabs scuttle will know exactly what I'm talking about here.) The object of all my physical efforts is oblivious to all of this, being lost in her own world.

I finally tire of the crabs and get down to business. She screams and thrashes about, the crabs scuttle away. I yell and freeze in position, the crabs scuttle back. After a few minutes, I get up and bow in four directions to the audience. My lover finally snaps to what is going on and screams and wraps the blanket around her. Too fucking funny for words.

Ishmael

 

[Mischka]

On a weight bench in the gym of my apartment complex.

At the 18th hole.

In a fossilized dinosaur footprint in the middle of a creek bed.

 

[Problem Child]

Mischka, you're a wildcat.

 

[dickE]

Combine cab.

dickE

 

[Cherry]

Let's see ... trying to figure out which would qualify for "oddest"

The top of a tree?

or ...

In a supply closet during class?

 

[SexySlut2]

An occupied public pool and Walmart parking lot in the middle of the day.

 

[Ishmael]

On a weight bench in the gym of my apartment complex.

At the 18th hole.

In a fossilized dinosaur footprint in the middle of a creek bed.

Some people just can't be satisfied with one.

Ishmael

 

[Georgia Girl]

The boardwalk of a FL state park in broad daylight.

The last row of seats on an airplane (I was the flight attendent)

A reading table at the library in the middle of the day

Dawn

 

[lobito]

Let's go with the old Urban Legend from "The Newlywed Game"

"Well Bob, the answer to that question is... in the butt". Not a direct quote, but the idea is there. The host claims it never happened, and many claim that they saw it on TV. Whatever the deal is, it's a good story.

 

[Mischka]

Mischka, you're a wildcat.

Thanks, but I don't hold a candle to KillerMuffin and her mechanical bull.

And I call foul. No fair coming into this thread and not giving us at least a hint as to your oddest place.

 

[naudiz]

A prop coffin backstage. During a performance, between cues.

Not exactly a casting couch, but.

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

standing on train tracks up against

the fence in the rain!!
does in a very expensive hotel stairwell strike any1 as odd???