Odder Ode

[mig]

The oozlum is a funny bird,
It flits from bough to bough,
It puts it's head between it's legs,
And whistles like a cow.

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It's not my fault,Weird Harold
shoed me how to do paragraphs.
now I can't resist it. I expect
it will wear off soon.

 

[LadyFyre]

The oozlum is a funny bird,
It flits from bough to bough,

It puts its head between it's legs,
And whistles like a cow.

And during this, the listener begs,
"A cow whistles, how?"

 

[Myrrdin]

The oozlum is a funny bird,
It flits from bough to bough,

It puts its head between it's legs,
And whistles like a cow.

And during this, the listener begs,
"A cow whistles, how?"

It involves the use of six clothes pegs.
Nipples, clit and jowl.

 

[LadyFyre]

Oh My!

Oh my! I've been out-rhymed! I didn't think it could be done...but I can't think of anything to continue with.
Considering the mental picture I just got, involving a cow and 'six clothes pegs', I think it might be for the best

 

[Godiva]

The oozlum is a funny bird,
It flits from bough to bough.

It puts it's head between it's legs,
And whistles like a cow.

And during this, the listener begs,
"A cow whistles, how?"

It involves the use of six clothes pegs.
Nipples, clit and jowl.

But don't try to imitate,
Unless you wish to howl!!

 

[Dillinger]

The oozlum is a funny bird,
It flits from bough to bough.

It puts it's head between it's legs,
And whistles like a cow.

And during this, the listener begs,
"A cow whistles, how?"

It involves the use of six clothes pegs.
Nipples, clit and jowl.

But don't try to imitate,
Unless you wish to howl!!

Doing this will set you straight,
The turning you quite fowl.