Obscure sexual practises and the names for them

Domcop

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just wondering what wild and crazy sexual acts you have all heard of and the interesting names you may have for them.
here are a few examples-

rusty trombone- when a woman eats a man's ass from behind while he is standing and jerks him off at the same time.

dirty sanchez- when a man has been having anal sex with a woman ( or man for those that play on the pink team) and then takes his soiled member out and smears it across the area above her mouth- she is said to look like someone who might be named dirty sanchez.

has anyone ever heard of a blumpkin???? go from here

please add any you feel are wild, interesting, or even sick
thanks!!
 
Slam dunk...


the women sits in a basketball hoop and the man does her from underneath.
 
felching
heard 2 definitions
1: eating cum as it oozes out of an anus
2: inserting a hamster into an anus
not to keen on trying either to be honest
 
Strawberry Shortcake

The man ejaculates on his partner's face and then hits his partner to give her a bloody nose. Disturbing and gross.
 
jelly doughnut

i have heard of that refered to as a jelly doughnut- still gross and disturbing
 
rainbow kiss
69ing while she is having a period, she has a mouthful of his cum he has a mouthful of blood , they kiss and mix the 2 fluids with their tongues
 
lmao

good one- still anyone ever heard of a blumpkin?????
keep going- this is some funny shit
or at least it is to me lol
 
Re: lmao

Domcop said:
good one- still anyone ever heard of a blumpkin?????
keep going- this is some funny shit
or at least it is to me lol

Nope! Never heard of it.


Here is another one for you. When I was married, I had heard of this seemingly obscure sexual practice....thinking....hmmm

It was called...










cunnilingus!
:p

Or at least it was "obscure" in that relationship! :D
 
Re: Re: lmao

MissTaken said:


Or at least it was "obscure" in that relationship! :D
Lol- sorry to hear that, hon! Good thin you got out of that...
 
Blumpkin

blumpkin= when a woman performs felatio on a man while he is evacualting his bowels.
some nasty shit huh? no pun intended lol
 
Re: Blumpkin

Domcop said:
blumpkin= when a woman performs felatio on a man while he is evacualting his bowels.
some nasty shit huh? no pun intended lol
Question for ya...
How the hell do you know these things? Ewwww!!!! :)
 
re: my knowldege of such things

i know of them not through having tried them lol
but because i have heard the terms over the years and i have just found them to be very funny.
plus i am the king of stupid trivia- esp. in matters sexual
 
DomCop

here ya go..Dictionary of Bizarre Sexual Practices

AGALMATOPHILIA: Attractions to statues or mannequins.

ANASTEEMAPHILIA: Attraction to a person because of a difference in height.

AXILLISM: The use of the armpit for sex.

CHREMATISTOPHILIA: Arousal from being charged for sex or robbed.

DACRYPHILIA: Arousal from seeing tears in the eyes of a partner.

DENDROPHILIA: Attraction to trees.

EMETOPHILIA: Arousal from vomit or vomiting.

FORMICOPHILIA: Enjoyment of the use of insects for sexual purposes. (Or the arousal from having sex on a cheap counter top)

MACOPHILIA: Arousal from the sight of a high-end Macintosh.

NASOPHILIA: Arousal from the sight, touch, licking, or sucking of a partner's nose.

OCULOLINCTUS: The act of licking a partner's eyeball.

SACOFRICOSIS: The practice of cutting a hole in the bottom of a front pant pocket in order to masturbate in public with less risk of detection.

SIDERODROMOPHILIA: Arousal from riding in trains.

TAPHEPHILIA: Arousal from being buried alive
 
SIXTY NINE

I never understood why it was called "69" when it should have clearly been called "88". Afterall, he ate it and she ate it. I rest my case.........Thank you very much............LOL
 
Re: Strawberry Shortcake

Bubblegoose said:
The man ejaculates on his partner's face and then hits his partner to give her a bloody nose. Disturbing and gross.


I have to admit I have never heard that term...but thanks for the idea..it's an excellent mental image.
 
My (friend's) contribution

Arabian goggles.

Applicable in a 69, but my friend's definition arose from getting head from the woman while she's lying on her back, head over the end of the bed. Supposedly, the man's balls are the goggles.

I just can't imagine the head is all that great.
 
I've heard of a bumpkin and for the record a Dirty Sanchez is also known as a Hot Karl.
 
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