Objects

[a_bit_kinky]

My hubby and I love to play like this. I like corncobs, all of those bumpy kernals...and a nice big, cold cucumber, curved...mmmmm. LOL, my husband has a collection of Looney Toon cups that are plastic but very soft rubberey like, Wylie Coyote's long ribbed nose is awsome! And let's see, there's the standby flashlight, hammer handle (w/ condom), Itsakadoozie popsicles, homemade bubblewrap dildo in condom,and the ever-popular hand held shower head on jet stream.

 

[Wickid Cherry Pie]

Hmm...
Hairbrush handles with all the little grooves and bumps have always been my favorite
Also try: flash lights, big fat sharpie markers, electric toothbrush handles (they vibrate well), various food items, and I've always heard something about Alka-Seltzer tablets, but never tried them. Would like some enlightening on that one though.

 

[James G 5]

Hmm...
Hairbrush handles with all the little grooves and bumps have always been my favorite
Also try: flash lights, big fat sharpie markers, electric toothbrush handles (they vibrate well), various food items, and I've always heard something about Alka-Seltzer tablets, but never tried them. Would like some enlightening on that one though.

Pop, pop, fizz, fizz, see the little juggaloo jizz...

 

[Wickid Cherry Pie]

Pop, pop, fizz, fizz, see the little juggaloo jizz...

Haha...funny, funny man!

 

[MagicFingers]

Whisks

Great ideas, but the whisk really sounds great! Wow.

*scribbles on the top of the to-do list*

Which end?
My boys are going to wonder why I'm smiling the next time I make them pancakes!

I have a very old video tape of a movie called "Suzi's Hot Reels".
It was all about girls masterbating with different objects, like flashlights (They cum in all sizes now), baseball bats, candles, carrots. They WERE hot reels!

How about a computer joystick? Now there's an appropriately named device

 

[crazybbwgirl]

wow! This was a great thread. Bunches of different ideas. Liquid latex?! Oh boy...... the electrical engineering brain of my lover could have fun with that! And the condom with the heat grains - wow. Cell phone antennas, ice scraper handle..... I think I'm off to Lowe's!

 

[bharman4102]

i'm going to pay careful attention to women in Lowe's from now on....

 

[Lust Engine]

i'm going to pay careful attention to women in Lowe's from now on....

I've always paid very good attention to women who can handle tools.

 

[Lust Engine]

Great ideas, but the whisk really sounds great! Wow.

*scribbles on the top of the to-do list*

Scribbles down on my To-Watch list.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[love2xxx]

I cant stop laughing Bobmi357
Objects that probably won't work for you.

- The engine block from a 57' chevy.
- A 747
- The TV Remote. (Ok, this might work, but you could end up inadvertantly switching the channel to the 700 club mid orgasm.)
- A black & decker dust buster.

So it seems they worked for you then Bobni357!!!!LOL LOL LOL.

Like all the hairbrushes, bed posts what about a gear stick?? lol blushing.
Do like any food right from the fridge, bigger the better.

Nina

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[wicked woman]

Originally posted by PinkOrchid
LMAO, Nina.

Oh, and the gear stick is a long-time secret fantasy of mine. I'm saving it for the right man...have the whole scene in my mind....

Spill Pink...enquiring minds want to know....


some of us might want to borrow it

 

[love2xxx]

thanks Pink, yeah i know what you mean about the gear stick.
getting all excited now, going for a long long drive now!
we naughty, hehee.

Im away now for a while take care all (honestly i am, lol) holiday.
Im still thinking of what to play with, hose pipe maybe has just cum to mind, shower head!OMG yes yes yes!!!!!!!!!
Nina

 

[Lust Engine]

LMAO, Nina.

Oh, and the gear stick is a long-time secret fantasy of mine. I'm saving it for the right man...have the whole scene in my mind....

Building the nice secluded garage already.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[ReadyOne]

PO, just make sure he buys you the requsite car...

 

[A7inchPhildo]

I have one of those marble paper towel holders that sit on the counter. It made me laugh this morning as I changed the roll. I thought of this thread, sick I tell ya sick minds gotta love em!

 

[Georgia Girl]

Multiplicity shampoo - the bottles are shaped like bowling pins.

Ears of corn ........ the bumps from the kernels is yummy

Zuchinni

Crook neck yellow squash

Frozen grapes



I see a food theme here. LOL

 

[tn_8tiv]

Multiplicity shampoo - the bottles are shaped like bowling pins.

Ears of corn ........ the bumps from the kernels is yummy

Zuchinni

Crook neck yellow squash

Frozen grapes



I see a food theme here. LOL

Sounds good enough to eat

 

[bashfull]

Cigar tubes
Screwdrivers (handle first, of course)
End of dumbell from weight set

And fully feeding, one finger at a time, a sheer pair of panties while I watch, begging to pull them free with my teeth.



Bash

 

[Carnus]

I have some solid glass eggs in my aquarium, they work great. Think of laying back and feeling the cool glass sliding into you as I kiss and lick your clit, sucking on it softly as you feel the weight of the glass pressing deep inside you. As you move you feel it shift and slide inside your body, my fingers moving it and sliding it inside you. Someone commented on joysticks, well cat5 cable is great for wrists too. Next time you have a seat at your computer, lay you old mouse in the chair, as you sit and read fun postings you feel it pressing in just the right places. Kitchens,,, The solid butter knife handles, nice cold steel pressing in various openings. Wine bottles of course I was thinking though of my favorite sex object after great thinking I decided on a good silk tie, so many many uses.

Patrick

 

[thegreenfairy]

I've purchased hair brushes with that purpose in mind. When I was young, one of my kinkier ideas was using a bunch of thin, plastic sticks (like pick-up sticks, but longer and a bit thicker) in a bundle. In retrospect, this may not have been the safest idea, but it felt wonderful.

Another, more recent deversion, included my boyfriend's belt. After he spanked me with it, I played with it, putting the end inside of me. It felt pretty good, and its so much fun to see him wear it.

 

[Lust Engine]

You know too much. This is getting dangerous.

But I'd never be one to kiss & tell.

After all I did help with the radio dilemma.

 

[huskie]

A little fetish of mine is being penetrated by non-sexual objects, like hairbrushes, bottles, whatever.

I'd love some ideas.

If give the chance, what things would you fuck someone with?

I sooooo Need to bend you over and pull your panties down to the floor!