o, bi?

[silverwhisper]

you need to empty your inbox, sis.

ed

 

[EJFan]

are you tryin' to say her box is full?

how rude!

 

[bisexplicit]

Yeah, I saw that.

I always forget to empty it, I just let messages pile up. My PM box is kindof like a 13 year old's bedroom, most of the time.

 

[silverwhisper]

dude, that's my sister you're talking about.

[sharpens unnecessarily large blade implement casually]

ed

 

[EJFan]

YAY! BI'S BACK!!!!!

PAR-TAY TIME!!!!

*does cabbage patch*
go bi, go bi, go go go, go bi. unh. unh. unh.

woot woot.

 

[EJFan]

dude, that's my sister you're talking about.

[sharpens unnecessarily large blade implement casually]

ed

pfft. you think i'm scared o' that toothpick you call a machete? i just lopped my finger off for christ's sake. knives don't scare me! bring it on bubbles!

 

[bisexplicit]

YAY! BI'S BACK!!!!!

PAR-TAY TIME!!!!

*does cabbage patch*
go bi, go bi, go go go, go bi. unh. unh. unh.

woot woot.

Back and better than ever, bitch.
Now with new and improved nut kicking action!

That would totally be my movie sequel, if my life was a movie, and this was it's sequel.

 

[EJFan]

i can't believe you went past my house... twice, mind you... and didn't stop... AGAIN.

 

[silverwhisper]

bi: i think you should revive your am pics thread and see if anybody wants to make a plushie of you. then you could market it as lit's first action figure. :>

EJ:

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

i can't believe you went past my house... twice, mind you... and didn't stop... AGAIN.

But, I didn't drive. I flew. So, it doesn't count.

And don't worry, when I was over your state, I flashed everyone, just for you.

 

[bisexplicit]

bi: i think you should revive your am pics thread and see if anybody wants to make a plushie of you. then you could market it as lit's first action figure. :>

EJ:

ed

Oh my god, that is the best idea I have ever heard.

Who wouldn't want a snuggly little bi doll to cuddle with at night?

 

[silverwhisper]

o good grief, what have i done?!

"hail mary, full of grace..."

iaii! iaii! nyarlathotep!

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

The real question is, would it be better to market a cuddly plushie version of me, or a blow up sex doll version of me?

 

[silverwhisper]

i don't believe those 2 things are necessarily mutually exclusive.

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

Hmm, a plushie blow-up doll...You can fuck it, then snuggle with it. You wouldn't even ever need a real person to be with ever again!

It could even have bi-licious action phrases.

 

[silverwhisper]

but don't forget the all-important, new & improved nut-kicking action! it's sure to be popular w/ masochists... :>

ed

 

[EJFan]

but i think the whole point of a blow up doll is so that you can fuck WITHOUT the stereotypical, requisite cuddling afterward.

 

[bisexplicit]

but don't forget the all-important, new & improved nut-kicking action! it's sure to be popular w/ masochists... :>

ed

Well, maybe nut-kicking action should be optional. You would hate for the doll to malfunction and in the middle of "sex" it would just kick you in the nuts.

 

[bisexplicit]

but i think the whole point of a blow up doll is so that you can fuck WITHOUT the stereotypical, requisite cuddling afterward.

*nods* Can I have a blow up doll of you? You're always so damn needy after sex.

 

[silverwhisper]

[claps hands over ears]

i can't be hearing this!

[sings loudly]

la la la la la !

ed

 

[EJFan]

*nods* Can I have a blow up doll of you? You're always so damn needy after sex.

AFTER?!?!?!

i'm needy DURING sex... for the whole minute.

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

yeah, i thought we had a longer vacation--er, i thought we were gonna have to suffer w/out you for longer. ?



ed

 

[bisexplicit]

Well, I'm in NH and wasn't planning on coming back to lit here. But, it was too irresistable.

By the way, nice tits, scalywag. Wanna fuck?

 

[Guest]