numeniusa's boudoir

[pkinginva32]

It takes a while, all that daily shaking of the jars, and then the straining through muslin and so on before bottling it. I've only done it once. Mine was sweet-ish, but there's a medicinal thing going on there too that I like.

Lightly poured, eh? Kind of sticky It'll need some cleaning up, will that...

Oh, something to be licked up and made perfectly clean over and over again honey.

 

[numeniusa]

Oh, something to be licked up and made perfectly clean over and over again honey.

See, if I could choose, I'm probably going to pick Baileys for that sort of shenanigans

I do like my Baileys chilled, though. So there may be squealing

 

[papadoc19]

So what exactly is a fellatrix?

 

[pkinginva32]

See, if I could choose, I'm probably going to pick Baileys for that sort of shenanigans

I do like my Baileys chilled, though. So there may be squealing

HOLY SHIT!!! (That what I said when I read it.... ) I could so see that as a messy and tasty delight for such a delight.

 

[numeniusa]

So what exactly is a fellatrix?

It is a woman who is an enthusiastic and skilled practitioner of the art of fellatio.

summer_knight used it in the 'Word trio continuum' thread here and I just thought it was such a lovely word, I'd claim it for my title.

After all, I am on record with my enthusiasm for fellatio

 

[numeniusa]

HOLY SHIT!!! (That what I said when I read it.... ) I could so see that as a messy and tasty delight for such a delight.

Ooh, I do like eliciting an involuntary expletive... What do you think about the chilling, though?

Completely coincidentally, there were two bottles of Baileys in the shopping basket today. Christmas stock-up. I think...

 

[scotluvsoral]

It is a woman who is an enthusiastic and skilled practitioner of the art of fellatio.

summer_knight used it in the 'Word trio continuum' thread here and I just thought it was such a lovely word, I'd claim it for my title.

After all, I am on record with my enthusiasm for fellatio

So eloquently and sensually delivered! You seduce and arouse with soft spoken sexual words...evoking such wonderfully erotic mental images! You, sexy lady, simply exude sensuality!

 

[numeniusa]

So eloquently and sensually delivered! You seduce and arouse with soft spoken sexual words...evoking such wonderfully erotic mental images! You, sexy lady, simply exude sensuality!

Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. That's quite an old rambling, that one

It occurs to me that I've not written about pleasuring a man by hand. I should do that...

It further occurs to me that after today's DIY (sanding down and restaining/revarnishing a couple of oak coffee tables), my hands are probably not welcome right now - they're horribly rough!

 

[Jaime_H]

Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. That's quite an old rambling, that one

It occurs to me that I've not written about pleasuring a man by hand. I should do that...

It further occurs to me that after today's DIY (sanding down and restaining/revarnishing a couple of oak coffee tables), my hands are probably not welcome right now - they're horribly rough!

*waits impatiently with cock in hand*......

 

[scotluvsoral]

Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. That's quite an old rambling, that one

It occurs to me that I've not written about pleasuring a man by hand. I should do that...

It further occurs to me that after today's DIY (sanding down and restaining/revarnishing a couple of oak coffee tables), my hands are probably not welcome right now - they're horribly rough!

*LOL* Hey...I would risk it! Just saying!

 

[pkinginva32]

Ooh, I do like eliciting an involuntary expletive... What do you think about the chilling, though?

Completely coincidentally, there were two bottles of Baileys in the shopping basket today. Christmas stock-up. I think...

I like the idea of the chilling and then the difference in temperature from your um..skin, to the creamy cold of the Baileys.

And the taste of both as your body warms up the liquor....Damn. That really is a hot thought.

 

[numeniusa]

*waits impatiently with cock in hand*......

Your hand, or my hand?

You think I should make it a follow-along at home?

 

[numeniusa]

*LOL* Hey...I would risk it! Just saying!

I've a little more sanding and a second coat to do yet. Things are going to get worse before they get better...

 

[Jaime_H]

Your hand, or my hand?

You think I should make it a follow-along at home?

A follow-along at home? Is that like an instructional?

I was referring to my hand. I once remember Billy Connolly joking that the secret of masturbation is to lie on ones arm until it goes to sleep and then it feels like someone else is doing it......

 

[numeniusa]

I like the idea of the chilling and then the difference in temperature from your um..skin, to the creamy cold of the Baileys.

And the taste of both as your body warms up the liquor....Damn. That really is a hot thought.

I've never done it. Yet... Sounds kind of interesting, though I will admit I'm slightly concerned about goose pimples

Is this a good time to talk about champagne blowjobs?

 

[Jaime_H]

I've never done it. Yet... Sounds kind of interesting, though I will admit I'm slightly concerned about goose pimples

Is this a good time to talk about champagne blowjobs?

I think anytime is a good time......... I'm listening even if no one else is.

 

[numeniusa]

A follow-along at home? Is that like an instructional?

I was referring to my hand. I once remember Billy Connolly joking that the secret of masturbation is to lie on ones arm until it goes to sleep and then it feels like someone else is doing it......

Yeah, I don't think that's going to work. If you can't feel your hand, you're not going to be able to operate it properly, I'd have thought. Maybe you should test this hypothesis for us, though, Jaime, and let us know. Just in the interests of, er, science and that...

 

[pkinginva32]

I've never done it. Yet... Sounds kind of interesting, though I will admit I'm slightly concerned about goose pimples

Is this a good time to talk about champagne blowjobs?

It is always a good time to talk about that. And that is another good reason to keep things trimmed down there "guys". My girl would love to give gentle bath's to the sack with sparkling wine in her mouth.....Such a sensation.

 

[Jaime_H]

Yeah, I don't think that's going to work. If you can't feel your hand, you're not going to be able to operate it properly, I'd have thought. Maybe you should test this hypothesis for us, though, Jaime, and let us know. Just in the interests of, er, science and that...

I always like to test a hypothesis. I'll let you know.

Which reminds me, I have a last few pics to post.

 

[scotluvsoral]

I've a little more sanding and a second coat to do yet. Things are going to get worse before they get better...

I think it might be a risk worth taking

 

[numeniusa]

I think anytime is a good time......... I'm listening even if no one else is.

I first came across the concept in an Iain Banks novel, years ago. I can't remember which one. A female character offers a male character a 'champagne headjob', the male character mishears it as 'champagne hedgehog' confused, which of course then gives our esteemed author the opportunity to explain what it means.

Which is this: the fellatrix (to use my new word again) takes a mouthful of champagne, and applies it to the cock of the 'fellatee', as it were. And the chilled liquid in combination with the bubbles provide a rather novel sensation.

Of course, I had to try it. I nearly drowned for giggling

Half a mouthful, it should have said. Otherwise there's no room for the cock!

 

[numeniusa]

I always like to test a hypothesis. I'll let you know.

Which reminds me, I have a last few pics to post.

I will be very interested to hear the results. In great detail, please.

Pics, eh? Oh, good. More leaning tower of Pisa?

 

[Jaime_H]

I first came across the concept in an Iain Banks novel, years ago. I can't remember which one. A female character offers a male character a 'champagne headjob', the male character mishears it as 'champagne hedgehog' confused, which of course then gives our esteemed author the opportunity to explain what it means.

Which is this: the fellatrix (to use my new word again) takes a mouthful of champagne, and applies it to the cock of the 'fellatee', as it were. And the chilled liquid in combination with the bubbles provide a rather novel sensation.

Of course, I had to try it. I nearly drowned for giggling

Half a mouthful, it should have said. Otherwise there's no room for the cock!

Ah, the bubbles......

Would it work with Presseco ('scuse the spelling, I can't be arsed to check)? It is the bubbly booze of choice at the moment.

 

[numeniusa]

I think it might be a risk worth taking

Brave man...

I have handcream. That'll improve them, I hope.

 

[numeniusa]

Ah, the bubbles......

Would it work with Presseco ('scuse the spelling, I can't be arsed to check)? It is the bubbly booze of choice at the moment.

Prosecco.

Oh yes.

In fact it might even have been prosecco in my case, I can't exactly remember.

If I had to rank bubblies, as it were, I might put cava top, then prosecco, and then champagne.