numeniusa's boudoir

[numeniusa]

The way your legs drape over him; the angle on your breasts and shoulders; your neck thrown back in delight ... hell do I want to give your man a break from his duties frankly ... xx

When I've worn him out and he's snoozing in the corner I'll put the blue signal flag in the window, like we agreed...

 

[numeniusa]

Don't tell me you haven't given a thought about performing for an audience after realizing the (no) curtain detail

I'm certainly thinking about it now... *shivers*

 

[vibes]

I'm certainly thinking about it now... *shivers*

Good shivers or bad shivers?

 

[numeniusa]

Live show?

You're putting on a live show? Will there be audience participation? Can I get a front row seat?

I have so many questions . . . .

LOL, morning Sexy

Audience participation??? You'll be needing a ladder, then, to get up to the first floor!

Morning to you, too Although actually it is almost the aperativo hour here

 

[numeniusa]

Good shivers or bad shivers?

Well, a bad shiver looks like this:

*shudder*

 

[vibes]

You can make it an apericena

 

[Jaime_H]

Do I have to book, or can I turn up uninvited....?

 

[numeniusa]

You can make it an apericena

Che cos'è? Non lo so...

 

[vibes]

Che cos'è? Non lo so...

aperitivo + cena (dinner) ... it's typical Milano: people tend to go to places where they get drinks while a lot of appetizing food is offered

http://www.viaggiamo.it/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/migliori-aperitivi-milano-alchimia-1024x682.jpg

 

[numeniusa]

Do I have to book, or can I turn up uninvited....?

Well, now you've passed the medical, your pass key should work fine

How are you, Jaime? Good week?

 

[Jaime_H]

Well, now you've passed the medical, your pass key should work fine

How are you, Jaime? Good week?

Good thanks, Numi, I might have unwound by Sunday......

 

[numeniusa]

aperitivo + cena (dinner) ... it's typical Milano: people tend to go to places where they get drinks while a lot of appetizing food is offered

Proper food? Or lots of little bits that one fills up on whilst drinking more prosecco than might be considered wise, after which there's no appetite left for a proper cena, and you just go giggling straight to bed? That sort of thing?

(Or is that just me... )

 

[vibes]

Proper food? Or lots of little bits that one fills up on whilst drinking more prosecco than might be considered wise, after which there's no appetite left for a proper cena, and you just go giggling straight to bed? That sort of thing?

(Or is that just me... )

See the picture above: mostly finger food yes ... but at some point trays of pasta, risotto and whatnot may show up in some places

 

[numeniusa]

Good thanks, Numi, I might have unwound by Sunday......

Unwound? That doesn't sound like a good week... I can think of some ways you could work on your unwinding, though.

(Running. I meant running, of course... )

 

[suckonsimon]

Unwound? That doesn't sound like a good week... I can think of some ways you could work on your unwinding, though.

(Running. I meant running, of course... )

Here's me thinking the guy climbs trees to unwind ...
[Howdie Jaime - and, seriously, hope you have an unwind weekend]

 

[numeniusa]

See the picture above: mostly finger food yes ... but at some point trays of pasta, risotto and whatnot may show up in some places

Think I'd still rather choose what I'd like from a menu.

That picture is making me really hungry though. Looks like tiny mozzarella balls up this end of the table. Yum. I love uncooked mozzarella, in caprese, say. And burata also.

 

[Jaime_H]

Here's me thinking the guy climbs trees to unwind ...
[Howdie Jaime - and, seriously, hope you have an unwind weekend]

Thanks, Si.....

I think Numi must think I need to lose weight to send me out running in this weather.,,,
Perhaps I am developing man boobs....??

 

[vibes]

Think I'd still rather choose what I'd like from a menu.

That picture is making me really hungry though. Looks like tiny mozzarella balls up this end of the table. Yum. I love uncooked mozzarella, in caprese, say. And burata also.

I know, I know ... they're bastards ... and then you've had the third mojito, long island, negroni whatever and going to a restaurant seems pointless so you just order the fourth drink

 

[numeniusa]

Thanks, Si.....

I think Numi must think I need to lose weight to send me out running in this weather.,,,
Perhaps I am developing man boobs....??

Well the most recent pictures in your thread are from years ago, last time I looked

You'll have to post something more recent, to persuade us ladies of Lit that you are taking proper care of the assets. They're not yours, you know, you just hold them in trust for us

 

[numeniusa]

I know, I know ... they're bastards ... and then you've had the third mojito, long island, negroni whatever and going to a restaurant seems pointless so you just order the fourth drink

Exactly!

My gin and tonic has arrived now...

I'm fairly sure a delicious cena is in the offing though, there are some lovely smells coming from the kitchen.

 

[Jaime_H]

Well the most recent pictures in your thread are from years ago, last time I looked

You'll have to post something more recent, to persuade us ladies of Lit that you are taking proper care of the assets. They're not yours, you know, you just hold them in trust for us

True enough, it's dangerous looking at retro images, you think, "Hell, I'm getting old!"
Actually, Mrs H says there is more of me to cuddle theses days, so that's a positive.....

Rest assured, Numi, I shall continue to hold them in trust and remember what might have been between us...... *sigh*

 

[vibes]

Exactly!

My gin and tonic has arrived now...

I'm fairly sure a delicious cena is in the offing though, there are some lovely smells coming from the kitchen.

Sounds awesome

 

[numeniusa]

True enough, it's dangerous looking at retro images, you think, "Hell, I'm getting old!"
Actually, Mrs H says there is more of me to cuddle theses days, so that's a positive.....

Rest assured, Numi, I shall continue to hold them in trust and remember what might have been between us...... *sigh*

I'm sure Mrs H is a good judge..

It is scary looking back and seeing how ridiculously young we look in old photos. Because it still looks the same from the inside looking out, no?

 

[Jaime_H]

I'm sure Mrs H is a good judge..

It is scary looking back and seeing how ridiculously young we look in old photos. Because it still looks the same from the inside looking out, no?

Oh so true...... That's why exercise is so hard because after 35 you are fucked and on the down hill slope.

I'm told that old men have saggy scrotums and grey pubes,.... now that is just too much.....!!!!

 

[numeniusa]

Oh so true...... That's why exercise is so hard because after 35 you are fucked and on the down hill slope.

I'm told that old men have saggy scrotums and grey pubes,.... now that is just too much.....!!!!

Mmm, the downhill slope. At this time of year, fresh snow just arriving in the Alps, thoughts turning to gliding elegantly downhill in a series of impossibly beautiful parallel turns...

Or... maybe just skiing like a Brit, as usual...

Now, this scrotum thing... You mean it used to be ... pert? And if there's grey that you don't like, there's always the razor...