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numeniusa
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Oh no, it's too late now, my lips are sealed...
I will say that there was no actual VHS player in the house any more, though... And its contents were less interesting than ... more recent ... contents... (I'm making this worse, now, aren't I?!)Not chained to your desk today? (And what a vision that is
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Ha, you obviously haven't read back as far as when lowphat showed me how to use the sex swing...
vibes
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Ha, you obviously haven't read back as far as when lowphat showed me how to use the sex swing...
Can you point me to the page or post?
Yeah, she said the door was closed. She'll trick you too, and then the WHOLE forum will know what you've done
It was fun my dear, we need to do it again sometime
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Yeah, she said the door was closed. She'll trick you too, and then the WHOLE forum will know what you've done
Well you started it as I recall! Here somewhere #80.
It was fun my dear, we need to do it again sometime
Well now you put the, er, more robust swing in....
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(That depends how many posts you display per page, of course...)
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*laughing* Oh no, the VHS predates lowphat by quite some decades... Although he did seem to be indicating that he'd put up some webcams around here whilst I wasn't looking...
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That's how she lures you in . . . be afraid, be very afraid, and if you start getting wood, use it, it will break her spell
*lights suspicious-smelling candle*
Don't listen to him....
*uses the special 'wand'*
Wait, I know that smell . . .
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Teasing, yes, I definitely passed that course...
(Film was good, although Skyfall was better, I reckon)
Hmmm...I liked Skyfall...a lot - one of the best in my opinion!
I'll definitely have to go and see it now!
Take care all - I have to go.
Have fun!
Dan
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Nine minutes, hmmmm, would have to be ... selective...
Nine minutes would just never do...
Hmmm and all this time I thought we were the ones with special ..wands
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Let me know what you think... I love Ben Whishaw as Q, a really modern take, that line in one of the earlier 'reboot' films about being more dangerous in his pyjamas than 007... Loved it!
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Well, there's something special in its own way about an urgent quickie, no?
And I'm sure your ... wand ... is special...
I actually Googled 'Hitatchi wand' this morning, as I'd seen a few references to it here on Lit... Bloody hell, it looks like something a furniture restorer would use to remove a water mark from a wooden table! Think I'll stick with my modern vibrator collection...
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Hey! How are you?
I took some rather lovely pics of Hornblende earlier this evening, I think you'll like them when he gets around to posting them...
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Hey! How are you?
I took some rather lovely pics of Hornblende earlier this evening, I think you'll like them when he gets around to posting them...
Hiya! I am good. How are you?
Oh.. let me know when he does
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