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Now this was really funny
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Re: BB
OMG - that is too funny. I want one of those billboards near me!AngelicAssassin said:
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"Uncle/Aunt SAMmie wants you ...
to beat them."
Can almost see a follow-up pun ...Sir_Winston54 said:
"Uncle/Aunt SAMmie wants you ...
to beat them."
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I want that one!AngelicAssassin said:
Edited to note this is my 500th post. I'm now officially a Literotica Guru. Should I take a pic with a turban on?
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No, you should post 500 more times so you can get your own title ... Sadistic Swami maybe.Sir_Winston54 said:
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You know, they sell key covers that say phrases like that. I have a friend that bought some. They're hilarious!!
Ok, it's scary how much that actually looks like my cat around my computer. Well, except for the fact that my computer is silver and black, but you get the idea.
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You know, they sell key covers that say phrases like that. I have a friend that bought some. They're hilarious!!
Ok, it's scary how much that actually looks like my cat around my computer. Well, except for the fact that my computer is silver and black, but you get the idea.
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No, not mine
and should probably question the wisdom of posting at this site ... but Google found this while i looked for "Defiance" images.
This kid cracked me up in a major way.
http://www.jedh.com/connor/fall03.html
and should probably question the wisdom of posting at this site ... but Google found this while i looked for "Defiance" images.
This kid cracked me up in a major way.
http://www.jedh.com/connor/fall03.html
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Link from an email entitled "I think we know this guy!"Fuckheads "R" Us
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A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children,so she asked if he would speak with her boys.The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old in first that morning,with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,"Where is God?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response,sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.When his older brother found him in the closet,he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,"Where is God?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response,sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.When his older brother found him in the closet,he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"
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His job as a land surveyor took a young man to a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18 holes. Using a machete to clear thick brush in an area he was mapping, he came upon a golf club that an irate player must have tossed away. It was in good condition, so he picked it up and continued on.
When he broke out of the brush onto a putting green, two golfers stared at him in awe. he had a machete in one hand, a golf club in the other, and behind him was a clear-cut swath leading out of the woods.
"Now there," said one of the golfers, "is a guy who hates to lose his ball!"
When he broke out of the brush onto a putting green, two golfers stared at him in awe. he had a machete in one hand, a golf club in the other, and behind him was a clear-cut swath leading out of the woods.
"Now there," said one of the golfers, "is a guy who hates to lose his ball!"
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