Now this was really funny

You might be a redneck ...

to you lovers of NASCAR, i'm sorry, but this tribute to Dale Earnhardt is just a little overboard.
 
Re: You might be a redneck ...

AngelicAssassin said:
to you lovers of NASCAR, i'm sorry, but this tribute to Dale Earnhardt is just a little overboard.
Yanno, I'd swear I know that guy, if he had a big-ass (about 14" x 18") tattoo of John Wayne on his back...

Hmmm... I think perhaps the saddest part about this statement is that I know someone who has a huge tattoo of John Wayne on his back. But it is a very good likeness. I just wonder what it's going to look like when my friend starts getting old and loses the muscle tone, and the Duke starts sagging...
 
Re: Re: You might be a redneck ...

Sir_Winston54 said:
I just wonder what it's going to look like when my friend starts getting old and loses the muscle tone, and the Duke starts sagging...
Brannigan, or, if he has a mole go out of control, Rooster Cogburn.
 
Re: You might be a redneck ...

AngelicAssassin said:
If you this is your idea of coming of age.
Hmmm... lots more than 16 candles there... but then, I suppose rednecks could be considered to be mathematically challenged, too... After all, I've never heard of a true redneck who could count past twenty with his pants on.
 
You might be a redneck ...

if you did this.

Definitely one if you answered with the title of the attachment.
 
Y'know, I was really chuckling on that last til I saw the Canadian flag on the side..:eek:
 
"Look maw! It's a nickel and it's happy to see us"

Or

"Fergit it Billy-Joe-Bob, that'll never fit in the slots at the casino."
 
snowy ciara said:
"Look maw! It's a nickel and it's happy to see us"

Or

"Fergit it Billy-Joe-Bob, that'll never fit in the slots at the casino."

Or better yet

"Gee Maw, whoda thought Canaduh. became a country before Americuh.
 
I think that constitutes an act of war, AA. Of course, if that means you'll send us Vixandra...
 
I think I flew them once.. The dinner menu was "roadkill surprise" and the wine choices were Jack Daniels or 'shine.
 
NUREMBERG, Germany -- An eight-week- old Siberian Tiger shows his teeth during a media presentation at Nuremberg Zoo, southern Germany. Three tigers of the rare species were born Oct. 7, 2003 at the zoo, though one of them died soon afterwards. But male cubs Jenki and Gawan grow up well and were shown to the public for the first time Tuesday. (12/15/03 AP photo)

Someone said "shots" within hearing of this cub ...
 
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