Now taking prayer requests. Answers promised.

[Gawd]

Hey, just hanging out My shingle here. Everyone's gotta have a racket! I won't answer any questions about Todd, I'm still not sure how he slipped by Me, but I'll be having a heavy talk with Creature Committee at the next meeting.

So, who wants the answers to all of your prayers? They may not be answers that you want. Remember Gawd has a sense of humor.

 

[Adoratrice]

*gasp*


You are SOOOOO going to hell.

 

[Gawd]

Been there sugarplum. Swinging parties every weekend and the sauna and jacuzzis just can't be beat. Hey... are you naked? I like naked babes.

 

[morninggirl5]

Gawd,

Why are you a virgin?


Why did you pick NOW to inhabit our little world here at Lit?


Oh and next time you talk to my grandmother, can you tell her not to worry, I did exactly what she wanted. She'll understand.


MG

 

[Gawd]

Gotcha on the grandma thing morning girl, but she's not really listening to Me either.

Todd emailed Me at the Vatican. I was killing off Latin again. Can you believe they want to bring that crap back? Who can understand it? I prefer anything by Fiona Apple, love the voice on that chick. Anyway, I came here because My Name is trademarked by Me and some silly twit, whom I've bitchslapped, was using it to troll some poor pregnant chick. Women are gorgeous when they're pregnant, don'tcha think? Figured I stay a while and say hi to some of My more sexually free consituents.

Paid for by the campaign to Re-Elect Gawd, Inc.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Can you tell me if there are any naked pics of male lit memebers anywhere on the net?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Er, PS. specifically pc?

 

[morninggirl5]

Gawd, If the answer to KillerMuffin's questions is yes, we need the links please.

 

[Starfish]

KM, OOOPPSSSSSS! I just realized your question....


Errr... nevermind.


So, EBW, I mean, God, Is my earache ever going to go away?

 

[Gawd]

KM you sexy assed babe there are no naked pics of PC. The boy is too camera shy. He doesn't even take his boxers off until he's inside the shower. But I've seen him naked. Nice ass and a farmer's tan.

So mg, no links.

There's Juspar though, just press his www and you can see him in all of his glorious nakedness. I made that you know. His willy is all My fault. You may now thank me, ladies, by throwing your naked selves at me and pledging to be in My Harem.

 

[Gawd]

Ah, ah, GR my sexy starfish. Drops of warmed sweet oil in the ears works wonders. Takes away all that horrid pain and the heat can kill infection. Just drop the bottle in hot tap water until it's hot, then drop into your EBWache and the pain is gone.

And may I just say that you looked delicious in the bath, I almost joined you, but that upstart demi-deity Zeus already did that golden shower kick. I'm nothing if not original!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Hey Gawd, can you get pics of PC next time he drops trou in the shower? I'd love to see that...

 

[Gawd]

PC is not that much of a hottie babe. Dix is where it's at. That man, wowza. I have pics of ol' Dix in the shower, the bath, by the computer enjoying a nice spot of porn... I'm not sharing either.

Though I think that making J. Edgar Hoover in charge of the Angelic Bureau of Investigation was a bad idea. I think he's keeping some of the better Dixon pics from Me. I wonder if he's got anything on Me. He'd better not, or he'll find himself scraping hell's spitoons.

 

[KillerMuffin]

How the fuck do you know if PC is a hottie or not???? I mean really, it's not like you've actually seen either PC or DCL. No need to be bitchy there numbnuts.

 

[Gawd]

Whoa there toots, put the gun away. It's not nice to shoot Gawd.

I'm sure that if I were a girl I'd think PC was a damned hottie too. He does have a seriously nice ass. For a guy. And he's got good muscles too. I did some good work on that boy. He's just not Dix. Dix does it for Me.

Maybe if I turned PC into a babe, then I could get all worked up over his hottieness. I love his coloring and I could give him some nice knockers. I think I'd rather keep him a man though. He's does a good job being one. Better job than most, actually, especially if all you ladies want to see him naked. I'm not giving you pictures either. Respect a man's privacy.

 

[Starfish]

Thanks for the awesome advice God. Or is it really Gawd?

Hey Gawd, Do you fuck me while I am sleeping? I keep getting all of these bruises, and they look just like Gawd sized finger prints.

Are you a man or a woman, or both?

 

[Problem Child]

Umm Gawd, hey thanks for the nice words dude- I have no idea where you're getting your intel, but thanks, just the same.

So tell me, since you're so all-seeing, am I ever going to get to get to taste the sweet dew of Muffies hidden valley in this lifetime or any other?

Enquiring minds want to know.

Thanks Gawd. Later.

 

[Problem Child]

first time thats ever happened. hehe

 

[Gawd]

I like Gawd better. God is just too Pope Piaus the fourth. I lost count of them after the first one. And what is with that hat?

I'm Gawd babe. I made man in My image. Though some have better images than others. Can't have everyone look good, or the good looking ones would be ugly too, right? I can be either, though I like having dangly bits. Unless you rather I had a puss, I'd be a les for you honey.

Did that ear thing work out for you? Of course not, you didn't do it did you. Can't trust a Gawd these days.

 

[Starfish]

I didn't do it yet, as you know. I have to get the oil. I will put a heating pad on my ear tonight though. Your words inspired that idea.

I owe you a lot Gawd. Well you know that already. Is there anything you want me to do right now, to serve your desires or needs? I am yours, afterall.

 

[Gawd]

You're tops in My book PC. Love the way you pile drive hardkore. I have hope for that boy, I really do. Can't tell you about that Muffie thing, and which Muffie are you after? Earth muffin? Killer muffin? muffing? muffing has a story posted. Though if muffing can't spell muffin, then I don't have much hope for her.

 

[morninggirl5]

Um, Gawd, it's me again.

I was just curious, you know since you said you can be either male or female, well then what exactly are you sexually?

Are you asexual, bisexual, homosexual, heterosexual? I'm really confused here Gawd.

 

[Gawd]

I'm Gawdosexual. I do sexual. Get it? I am such a Comedian. Hey, babe, ever dance naked in a thunderstorm? Would you? I could brew up a little T-storm for you.

 

[Starfish]

Gawd, What does PC wear while sleeping?


Gawd, did you read the last post on page one?

Gawd, come on Gawd!


Hurry Gawd!

(Gawd, why did you make me so annoying?)

 

[morninggirl5]

I'm Gawdosexual. I do sexual. Get it? I am such a Comedian. Hey, babe, ever dance naked in a thunderstorm? Would you? I could brew up a little T-storm for you.

But Gawd, don't you know the answer to that question. I mean you are Gawd after all aren't you?