Now I've gone and done it...

[Red Menace]

I posted a profile on alt.com.

Can someone please explain to me why all these guys think I want to see pics of their cocks? I love a nice dick just as much as the next het girl, but c'mon... a little decency, please. I've been very entertained by some of the mail I've recieved... including a guy in Japan who wants me to relocate and join his harem. I respectfully declined, as the lease on my aparatment isn't up for another year and I couldn't possibly expect him to wait that long.

In spite of all the players and wannabes I managed to find someone who might really work out. I've asked him tons of questions, all of which he's answered very sincerely and so far, he's been understanding of my inexperience and going to great lengths to find out what I'm interested in and where my limits are.

The only downside is that he lives about 6 hours away. But it happens to be right on the way to my parent's home. I think I'll have to go visit my folks in a few weeks and stop off to meet this guy for a few hours on the way home. Yay me!

 

[morninggirl5]

Red Menace, there are several of us here who have been in that place with the responses that make you question the reading comprehension of the respondents.

Smile, take a deep breath, answer politely and move along.


Good luck in your search!

 

[cymbidia]

Can someone please explain to me why all these guys think I want to see pics of their cocks?

They love thier dicks.
They wash them and stroke them and touch them and hold them all day long - and they want you to wash them and stroke them and touch them and hold them, too. That's why they're sharing pics of thier dicks. But they're just sharing those pics with you. You're the special dick-pic girl, the dick-pic girl of thier dommie-wannabe dreams.




Have fun going to visit your parents next time.
Uh.
You haven't already seen a glorious full color pic of his dick, have you?

 

[Red Menace]

Thank you, morninggirl5. You can call me Red... unless that's too confusing with Redalicious....

Heehee... there was also another guy who wanted to tie me up and "make me take it" after he'd had a rough day at work. Um, excuse me, Sir... submissive is not synonamous with whipping girl. I am definitely NOT looking for pain simply for pain's sake. I think I was pretty specific about that. Perhaps you should invest in some boxing gloves and a heavy bag.

 

[Red Menace]

That's why they're sharing pics of thier dicks. But they're just sharing those pics with you. You're the special dick-pic girl, the dick-pic girl of thier dommie-wannabe dreams.

(Someday, I'm gonna figure out how you guys get the "originally posted by..." part in there.)

Heh... yeah, I'm their special dick-pic girl. Me and everyone else who logs on to that site. I feel sooooooooo special.

I haven't seen his. But his eyes are very kind and he has a wonderfully charming smile.

 

[morninggirl5]

Thank you, morninggirl5. You can call me Red... unless that's too confusing with Redalicious....

Heehee... there was also another guy who wanted to tie me up and "make me take it" after he'd had a rough day at work. Um, excuse me, Sir... submissive is not synonamous with whipping girl. I am definitely NOT looking for pain simply for pain's sake. I think I was pretty specific about that. Perhaps you should invest in some boxing gloves and a heavy bag.

Red, i almost responded give that guy my username.


But, i'm not looking anymore. Maybe i'll just ask MD what a "rough day at work" inspires in him.


Am i wrong or are you going to be having much more frequent trips to visit your parents? And are they going to know you're planning to be there?


Click on the quote button under the post you want to quote, it automatically formats it for you.

 

[Red Menace]

Click on the quote button under the post you want to quote, it automatically formats it for you.

Hmmm... I still don't get it. All I get is a dialogue box to paste into.

I thought about seeing my parents more often. Then I figured, why waste my time there, when I could be with him. That's just for the first time, because I want to keep the first meeting strictly platonic. Oooohhhh, that's gonna be hard. He agreed, though. He said it was a good idea.

 

[cymbidia]

Hmmm... I still don't get it. All I get is a dialogue box to paste into.

I thought about seeing my parents more often. Then I figured, why waste my time there, when I could be with him. That's just for the first time, because I want to keep the first meeting strictly platonic. Oooohhhh, that's gonna be hard. He agreed, though. He said it was a good idea.

All right darlin', pay attention. I'm going to make a quoting pro out of you.

1. Look at my words. Yes. These words.
2. Now look at the bottom of the box that contains these words.
3. Do you see the words: Profile PM Email Search Buddy ? Good.
4. Do you see the words to the right of those words that say: Edit Quote ? Good.
5. AFTER you finsih reading these directions, click on the word that says Quote .
6. When the new screen appears, type these words in the box:
this could be a blast!
7. Press Submit Reply
8. When the screen comes up, stand back and admire your very first correctly quoted post!




(okay - go do it now... )

 

[Red Menace]

this could be a blast!

Oh. Big OH. I get it.
We'll make a non-virgin out of me yet....
In every sense of the word.

 

[cymbidia]

That's, uh, not...well...
That "breaking the virginity" thing you're on about, darlin', that's, uh, not, well, not the "RED" in your nick is it?

 

[Red Menace]

Heehee... not by a long shot. I was referring to my virgin status here at lit and my almost virgin status as a sub.

Red is short for Scarlett which has been my S/N for years, but it's taken here. Dunno where the Menace came from. Maybe because I'm cheeky and and a little too playful for my own good.

 

[cymbidia]

~whew~

Well, welcome here, then, Red.
We like "cheeky" around this forum. Even better if it's dosed pretty heavily with intelligence and a good sense of humor. You seem like a smart girl with a fun streak. I think you'll do nicely.

 

[Red Menace]

We like "cheeky" around this forum. Even better if it's dosed pretty heavily with intelligence and a good sense of humor [/B]

I've noticed. And there's some very cute "cheeks" here .

Can't promise you intelligence, but if a goofy sense of humor does it for you, I'm your girl.

 

[cymbidia]

Holy cow!
Look at you doing the quoting thing like you were born to it!
Man!
You are a pro!





Now...let's move on...
Let's see some bold use of color , glorious splendid color and a little size play, too.

 

[Red Menace]

Mmmmm... size play

And I thought I was doing so well. I can't get size and color on the same text...

Oh well... There's a few things I have to... um... take care of after having talked to... I'll call him M. Thanks for all your help and support, cym. Continue lessons tomorrow...?

 

[Red Menace]

Crap.... I just noticed a left a tag in there.
Where the hell's the preview box???

Definitely time for bed...

 

[Shadowsdream]

I posted a profile on alt.com.


hoping this quote thing works!

IF it does I must say I love your sense of humour.

Can someone please explain to me why all these guys think I want to see pics of their cocks? I love a nice dick just as much as the next het girl, but c'mon... a little decency, please. I've been very entertained by some of the mail I've recieved... including a guy in Japan who wants me to relocate and join his harem. I respectfully declined, as the lease on my aparatment isn't up for another year and I couldn't possibly expect him to wait that long.

In spite of all the players and wannabes I managed to find someone who might really work out. I've asked him tons of questions, all of which he's answered very sincerely and so far, he's been understanding of my inexperience and going to great lengths to find out what I'm interested in and where my limits are.

The only downside is that he lives about 6 hours away. But it happens to be right on the way to my parent's home. I think I'll have to go visit my folks in a few weeks and stop off to meet this guy for a few hours on the way home. Yay me!

 

[Shadowsdream]

nope didn't work..I was trying to be specific about the harem quote arghhhhhh.

 

[Red Menace]

nope didn't work..I was trying to be specific about the harem quote arghhhhhh.

Oh good. I'm not the only one having problems with it.

I just talked to M and we're going to meet sometime next week whenever I can get a day off. I'm so excited. I think I have to go... take care of some things.

 

[Ebonyfire]

I know the feeling. I have it figured out. I ask them politely if they have two.

That usually cuts short the BS.

Ebony

I posted a profile on alt.com.

Can someone please explain to me why all these guys think I want to see pics of their cocks? I love a nice dick just as much as the next het girl, but c'mon... a little decency, please. I've been very entertained by some of the mail I've recieved... including a guy in Japan who wants me to relocate and join his harem. I respectfully declined, as the lease on my aparatment isn't up for another year and I couldn't possibly expect him to wait that long.

In spite of all the players and wannabes I managed to find someone who might really work out. I've asked him tons of questions, all of which he's answered very sincerely and so far, he's been understanding of my inexperience and going to great lengths to find out what I'm interested in and where my limits are.

The only downside is that he lives about 6 hours away. But it happens to be right on the way to my parent's home. I think I'll have to go visit my folks in a few weeks and stop off to meet this guy for a few hours on the way home. Yay me!

 

[yuppietowngirl]

I posted a profile on alt.com.

Can someone please explain to me why all these guys think I want to see pics of their cocks? I love a nice dick just as much as the next het girl, but c'mon... a little decency, please.

It is cos they think that you will think that their cock is the greatest thing on earth...just the way that they think. That after seeing it...you will want to have it. Will drop to your knees just in the need to worship it as much as they do. hehehe Remember when they say SOME (and note to the guys...I didn't say all of you) men's brains are in their dicks. The ones with brains in their upper head wouldn't send a pic like that...only if you requested it.

 

[Ebonyfire]

My serious answer

Because they think it is all about sex.

I believe that only the guys who are only interested in quick easy anonymous sex do this. They are out to get laid.

Eb

 

[yuppietowngirl]

Re: My serious answer

Because they think it is all about sex.

I believe that only the guys who are only interested in quick easy anonymous sex do this. They are out to get laid.

Eb

This is so true...that is how you can pick out the wannabes from the real ones.

A long time ago I did this profile that read. "If you are only looking for sex...then do me a favour and do not reply to my advert. But head on down to Hastings since those ladies would be more then happy to have sex with you" That is an area where you can pick up a pro.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: My serious answer

This is so true...that is how you can pick out the wannabes from the real ones.

A long time ago I did this profile that read. "If you are only looking for sex...then do me a favour and do not reply to my advert. But head on down to Hastings since those ladies would be more then happy to have sex with you" That is an area where you can pick up a pro.

I like your style!

I do not even favor them with a reply. I hit delete.

Eb <chuckling>