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[Guest]

OK, I'm looking for a troll of my own. Someone who can not only troll me, but fill in for me when I can't troll the rest of the board.

A trolls troll if you will.

Job requirements would be as follows:
in a very specific order

Better than average command of the English language
Extreme Insomnia, so no locale goes un harassed
Disinterest in porn in general
Misaligned or nonexistent moral compass
Extreme religious beliefs, preferably raised by a minister
Nonsensical tendencies
OCD
Wanton desire for either sex

I think that would be sufficently annoying, don't you?
After all, why should all of you have all the fun.

Trolls need love too.

This interview is concluded, please resume your normal surfing.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I think the rules for trolling me were easier.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

I don't even own a trolling motor, why should you get your own troll??

 

[Ezarc]

*Runs up, hugs ShamelessFlirt, smiles, winks, and runs away*
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc
another victim falls to a hug attack