Note to Self:

Been there, done that.


Note to self, when having phone sex, make sure your 5 year old is asleep and you are more quiet, so that said 5 year old doesn't come asking "Are you okay, mommy?" :rolleyes:

Mother of the Year? Is there a MILF of the Year category?
Based on these posts ^^^, I think you ladies should nominate. :devil::D
 
Mother of the Year? Is there a MILF of the Year category?
Based on these posts ^^^, I think you ladies should nominate. :devil::D

I giggled, I admit.

Would it be worse if I told you that it happened with my first one, who is turning 18 in a few days, and my 2nd one who turned 5 a few mos ago, too??

Of course, the first was via phone, but with smart phone technology, the 2nd was provided by Voxer :D
 
Note to self: Do not jump into the pool with your phone in your shorts. Either:
1. Take the phone out of your pocket.
Or
2. Take the shorts off.
 
Note to self: Do never take ex-lax at the same time you take a sleeping pill.
 
Note to self: don't forget to look up that link to the vibrating glass dildo again.
 
Note to self: You seem to be entirely capable of socializing with near strangers despite your nerves. Stop getting so worked up about it beforehand. :rolleyes:
 
Note to self: smack Jett next chance you get!!!


P.S. I found an app called KeepSafe...my pictures and videos are all locked up now!:rolleyes:

Eek! Note to self: try to stay clear of Ella for the next few days ...
 
Note to self: before sending a lewd pm make sure its to the right person...yikes
 
Eek! Note to self: try to stay clear of Ella for the next few days ...

Yeah...I'm pretty harmless, fyi. :D

Note to Self: Give Aquagal my email address so she can send me that link, too...
 
Note to Self:

It might be a good idea to take a break for a couple days when you get like this. You're no good to anyone this way.
 
Note to self: don't forget to look up that link to the vibrating glass dildo again.

I hope you'll be sharing that link

Note to Self:

It might be a good idea to take a break for a couple days when you get like this. You're no good to anyone this way.

I hate those moments. ::HUGS::

Note to self: Pay closer attention to the leaves before you go pulling weeds with reckless abandon then have a little "alone time" in the shower.:eek:
 
Note to self: Rosemary mint shampoo seems like a good idea, but it's not. You'll feel like you're washing your hair with mouthwash. Just FYI.:rolleyes:
 
Note to Self...

Toughen up big time...You are TOO tender and it is killing you...( seriously )...:rose:
 
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