note to self

[English_guy_bkk]

NTS...open a small tin of baked beans tomorrow.

 

[Mrtenant]

NTS- go swimming today

 

[Misshotndeep]

NTS: just give up already. It’s not gonna work out. I never had before. Wash, rinse, repeat

 

[cascadiabound]

NTS- go swimming today

NTS - show up at the same swimming hole as @Mrtenant

 

[AngelicaS1780]

NTS: Very little here is real. Stop forgetting that.

 

[cascadiabound]

NTS: sometimes idiocy is an open door to provide a learning opportunity... maybe

 

[MrHSmith]

NTS: Listen to more music.

 

[Chillygirl]

NTS no matter what happens at work today keep your mouth shut! You need this job and your dogs like food!

 

[SassySheDevil]

NTS- next time someone says "I'm different. I won't do that to you" Laugh and walk away.

 

[Chillygirl]

NTS don’t be a petty bitch, it just makes you old and ugly

 

[_Ritch_]

NTS - there’s always time for lubricant

Reminds me of this movie clip.

 

[TongueLust]

NTS: Hush, she doesn't listen.

 

[Mrtenant]

NTS The plague sucks. Do better to avoid it.

 

[barefootgirl69]

NTS buy that winning lottery ticket and have a better place to spend summer.

 

[barefootgirl69]

NTS: If you shower when you’re home alone and you have ornery dogs make sure you latch the bathroom door all the way or else there is a chance that the dogs will get the zoomies and one of them will burst through the door which will cause it to slam open and scare the crap out of you, making you think that all the noises you heard while they were running around was really an intruder who is coming to murder you in the shower and there is a good chance you’ll flail about and end up slipping and bonking your head on the ledge of the shower shelf

just keep that in mind

That's why I don't sing in the shower.
Singing leads to dancing and... you know. This.

 

[Xerxes82]

NTS: It doesn't seem to matter how old you get. It never stops sucking that the words you get are never the ones you want to hear. Never the ones everyone else gets. Never the ones that would make you feel like more than a used left sock.

Never going to change, either. So just deal with it and move on already.

 

[Misshotndeep]

NTS: be more specific with your joke request to the universe. Damn thing has a since of humor.

 

[Tallulah82]

NTS: do NOT put your pjs on until you've moved the car.

 

[mynameisben]

NTS: Just because your dick CAN be put into it doesn't necessarily mean your dick SHOULD be put into it.


Ben

 

[F3x0r]

NTS not everyone thinks like you do....

 

[BDA73]

Nts although that pepperoni pinwheel tastes great you're not 21 anymore and your stomach will remind you in 10 minutes

 

[Susurration]

Note to self: never give up.

 

[mnbreastluver]

NTS: jalapeño juice is not the thing to use to spice up your jerk off session.

 

[mynameisben]

NTS: The moment you think you've become an expert about something is the exact same moment you should realize you don't know shit about shit.


Ben

 

[barefootgirl69]

NTS it's okay to cry if you need to