note to self

[Sh75]

NTS: you're not a squirrel, ffs. Throw stuff out once in a while!

Are you collecting nuts BB

 

[beachbaby179]

Are you collecting nuts BB

I wish... lol.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

NTS - Don't click words you don't know on porn sites. Some genres are not for you.

 

[Mutau]

NTS: Bring sunscreen when nude sunbathing.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

NTS: Get over it already. It's done.

 

[TongueLust]

NTS:

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

NTS: don't brush your teeth while thinking about Josh cause you will get toothpaste on your face.

 

[Shi_One81]

NTS you’ve got this

 

[TongueLust]

NTS: Don't do it.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

NT

NTS Don't be afraid, just do it already!

 

[Polranny]

NTS....bite your lip and say nothing

 

[DDBustyBrit]

NTS reimpose the self imposed ban on Canadians as anything but friends

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

nts. you know better but yet here you are again.

 

[KarenB59]

NTS stop expecting any different.

 

[PageWriter]

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NTS: Shit happens, get used to it.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

Note to self: your track record with “love” has been a disaster - two men you’ve had to basically take care of (one out of laziness and one out of medical necessity) and one elaborate hoax. Next time just get another cat.

 

[barefootgirl69]

NTS: you deserve so much more

 

[DDBustyBrit]

NTS this one is a whole lot easier than the last one

 

[Kat73]

NTS don't sit down before your chores and shit are done. You know better.

 

[Shi_One81]

NTS you won’t look good in prison orange

 

[mulehead61]

NTS - stop thinking you’re 35 again...it won’t hurt as much!

 

[cascadiabound]

NTS - stretch before and after, add water and NSAIDS, remember to do PT before bed.

omg I must be OLD!!! lol

 

[TongueLust]

NTS: Hush.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Me: How'd you like to look down and see that sticking out of your vagina?

Also me: I think I'd like that very much!

 

[Mutau]

NTS: Get dressed and get to yoga class!