note to self

NTS- the situation may not get better, but that doesn't mean YOU have to go down with the ship.
 
NTS - dog hair looks a lot like dust bunnies when they swirl around by the front door. Vacuum time.
 
Note to self: keep repeating... change the things you can change, deal with the things you have the strength to deal with and remember Bette Midler's words - fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.....

I say the same thing every day. But tell, what if I can take a joke? Am I out? :)

NTS: pay your speeding ticket.
 
Punching the laptop screen crying "OH FOR FUCK SAKE!! WHY? WHY ARE YOU A BASTARDSHITTYFUCKNUT OF A THING!!! DIE YOU SHIT! DIE!!!"
Will not get things done.
 
Note to self....I think the sandbox is becoming a private one. Special invite only. Sort of reminds me of a petting Zoo.
 
Punching the laptop screen crying "OH FOR FUCK SAKE!! WHY? WHY ARE YOU A BASTARDSHITTYFUCKNUT OF A THING!!! DIE YOU SHIT! DIE!!!"
Will not get things done.

Note to self:

1. Kiss Luvvy's sweet face.

2. Snuggle him up.

3. Find out if he'd prefer a sandwich or a blow job.

4. Pat yourself on the back for a job well done, either way.

:D
 
Note to self: Most people driving Uhaul trucks have no idea how to drive such a large vehicle. Stay the hell away from them.
 
Note to self:

Take the high road....
Take the road less traveled...
Take the long way home...

...and stop to smell the roses on the way...
 
Note to self:

She has a pic for every one of her moods. And one for every one of mine.

:rose:
 
Note to self:

Her ability to make you go crazy just might be what you like best about her....
 
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