note to self

[Temptations2]

Sentencing anyone to living in Britain must surely count as Cruel and Unusual Punishment.

Please feel at liberty to choose an alternative home.

 

[JohnSmith51]

Remember to inhale your wife's towel before putting it in the laundry.
She worked hard to create such aromatherapy.

 

[Peter_Out]

Please feel at liberty to choose an alternative home.

Feel free to fuck off somewhere else if you don't like others' opinions.

 

[Tallulah82]

Sentencing anyone to living in Britain must surely count as Cruel and Unusual Punishment.

But it comes with fish and chips, and Mr Whippy.

 

[Temptations2]

Feel free to fuck off somewhere else if you don't like others' opinions.

Oh, so your opinions are OK but you sink to expletives when other people express theirs. Tut. Tut.

 

[SimplyMsT]

NTS ...

Just give up, it never really works out anyway!

 

[Wand3rlust]

NTS: chill.

 

[Bluepie884]

NTS... hide toys incase petsitter snoops

 

[BDA73]

Nts need to restock the tissues

 

[Apisto42]

NTS: be wary of turtles with jazz hands.
*eyeballs @Zumbamami_69*

 

[Zumbamami_69]

NTS: be wary of turtles with jazz hands.
*eyeballs @Zumbamami_69*

NTS: Rabbit stew is delicious, especially when slow simmered over several hours...

 

[MissSNG]

NTS: don’t use that mug again