note to self

NTS: Women just aren't that impressed with a guy who can make balloon animals. Especially when the only thing you can actually make is a dick shape that pops as soon as you put any pressure on it.

Well, that doesn't sound familiar at all.
 
NTS: Women just aren't that impressed with a guy who can make balloon animals. Especially when the only thing you can actually make is a dick shape that pops as soon as you put any pressure on it.

Well, that doesn't sound familiar at all.
…I told you it would be our secret, geez.
 
…I told you it would be our secret, geez.
Umm, are you offering to squeeze my balloon until it pops? 😁

This is where I'd attach a funny and relevant image, but I'm still in therapy from the last time I image searched "clown porn". No thanks.
 
Umm, are you offering to squeeze my balloon until it pops? 😁

This is where I'd attach a funny and relevant image, but I'm still in therapy from the last time I image searched "clown porn". No thanks.
NTS: Don’t search clown porn
 
NTS: "You have to take strong steady steps up the mountain to be able to enjoy the ride down the other side."
 
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