note to self

[TongueLust]

NTS: Stop tagging and looking foolish.

 

[Taegul]

NTS, stop trying to communicate telepathically with dogs. They can't hear you and won't actually bite their owners on the ankle no matter how many times you ask.

 

[Jonjonjohnson]

NTS, stop trying to communicate telepathically with dogs. They can't hear you and won't actually bite their owners on the ankle no matter how many times you ask.

I think they can hear you, they are just being dicks

 

[barefootgirl69]

NTS. You  do have peaches and could make margaritas, you know.

 

[SadieAnne]

NTS: you can’t always get what you want. Some things just aren’t meant for you.

 

[jaF0]

But if you try sometimes, you just might find you get what you need.

 

[TongueLust]

NTS: Stay in your spiritual lane and hush.

 

[Taegul]

NTS: Chia Pet technology is not for personal use. And no matter how hilarious a green afro around your junk may be, most women will probably be turned off by it.

Learn from your past mistakes.

 

[Esslemont]

I imagine you here with me.
Stars reflecting in eyes that have such depth, I question whether the universe I know….actually exists.

You are beautiful. Magnificent. Radiant.

I imagine you here with me.
Hands so soft, that even the finest silk, yearns for your touch.

You are desirable. Attainable. Needed.

I imagine you here with me.
A smile so sincere and heartfelt, that all of my secrets are laid bare.

You are trustworthy. Dependable. Reliable.



I imagine you here with me…..and I laugh….as I realize that even an imagining of you, is enough to make me sigh in content.

 

[barefootgirl69]

NTS there's always a day of reckoning and no one says you can't rejoice.

 

[Chillygirl]

NTS don’t be bitter, be grateful that he did what you couldn’t.

 

[barefootgirl69]

NTS (and to others)
"Grey Rocking" your ex does not mean picking it up and hurling it at his head. No matter how tempting and deserved it is.

 

[barefootgirl69]

NTS Stop trying to make everyone happy, you're not beer!!

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

NTS Drink beer when taking to @barefootgirl69 to take the pressure off her.

 

[MisterChillax]

NTS, buy milk. Don't forget it again.

 

[barefootgirl69]

NTS. Wise as a serpent, harmless as a dove.

*deep breath*
Wise as a serpent, harmless as a dove.

*deep breath*
Wise as a serpent, harmless as a dove.

 

[Girly_girl]

NTS; stay as far away from @barefootgirl69 as I can when she's talking about serpents

 

[barefootgirl69]

NTS see post #3236!

 

[MrsPassion]

NTS: it’s okay. Lean into it a little

NTS 2.0: That sounds dirty but it ain’t. Quit giggling

 

[mnbreastluver]

NTS: Make sure you buy her a different color vibe than her taser. Now she won’t let me use it on her again.

 

[VoraciousValue]

NTS: If your dick starts hurting, you might want to quit jerking off.

 

[ericalauren]

Note to self: Dr Pepper has caffeine. Oops.

 

[Chillygirl]

NTS: remember what was said

 

[mnbreastluver]

NTS: Theres something sexy about a woman wearing a flannel shirt.

 

[TongueLust]

NTS: Stop wasting energy on people who asks for advice, but don't listen.