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Zmey

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Not so straight...

...my dick that is ... It's kind of embarrassing ...it's sort of curved to the left a little... should I be concerned ... Is there way to straight it out? Any thoughts, myths and suggestions will be appreciated

Edit: opss...
 
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If it's just a little curved to the left then that's within the limits of normal. If it's starting to look like a fish hook - you may have problems. Sorry, I have nothing further to add, I don't know how to get it straightened out.

Good luck, though.

P.S....if that's you in your AV, you are very cute.
 
straight, curved, or kinked

I've heard that this has been known to generate a giggle, but surely when you are, in the parlance of our times, putting the wood to them, it's not a problem right? So what's the issue?

You could probably go to a crappy doctor and he might be able to do something for you, but *good god*! why?!

I suspect you are going to be best off by learning to love your uniquely shaped tool. Make it work for you. Can you claim that you upgraded to the G-spotter model? ;)
 
Re: straight, curved, or kinked

unergative said:
I've heard that this has been known to generate a giggle, but surely when you are, in the parlance of our times, putting the wood to them, it's not a problem right? So what's the issue?

You could probably go to a crappy doctor and he might be able to do something for you, but *good god*! why?!

I suspect you are going to be best off by learning to love your uniquely shaped tool. Make it work for you. Can you claim that you upgraded to the G-spotter model? ;)
mmmmm and a curved one hits the *spot* so much better ..... and yes you are very attractive!
 
Curved is goooood. Trust me! *laughs* One of the best nights i've ever had was spent with a man with a little bit of a left hook. We didn't sleep much. Neither did the neighbors. :devil:
 
*chuckles*

Hey Entitled... are you thinking WHO I'm thinking of???????

:D
 
cricketbug said:
*chuckles*

Hey Entitled... are you thinking WHO I'm thinking of???????

:D
Who, me? Think of the same person?

*does that little finger-crooky-thingy*
:devil:
 
Re: Not so straight...

Zmey said:
...my dick that is ... It's kind of embarrassing ...it's sort of curved to the left a little... should I be concerned ... Is there way to straight it out? Any thoughts, myths and suggestions will be appreciated

Edit: opss...
No worries Zmey.

This is straight from "Sex With Sue":
A curve in the penis is usually the result of an injury you've recieved in the past. The injury, when it healed, produced a bit of scar tissue which causes the penis to curve.
She said there was no way to get rid of the curve but that sometime it returns to normal. She also said that it's not something you need to worry about unless it's hurting your parnter.

I wouldn't worry about it. Mine curves too. Up.
Power to us Curvies :D
 
I knew a guy once who curved *out* - away from his body! It was wild - talk about hitting some good spots - I wonder what ever happened to him?
 
Don't worry about it unless it causes you physical discomfort! A guy I once loved had the same issues, and the sex was amazing! Like the other ladies here, I agree...mmmmmmm.

(and you are truly handsome!)

:D
 
Nothing serious, but I know the feeling, its plagued me foever. But I didnt have an injury, I just noticed it like 3 years ago while I was masturbating.

MY QUESTION NOW IS

If your curved, does that mean that your penis is slightly longer...i mean if you were to steighten out the curve. And, does that curve make a man ejaculate harder because sperm have to go that extra mile?
 
*laughing* I was thinking the same thing. It's damn hard to measure I tell you that :D

and thank you Celestiale :p
 
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