Not-so-secret Santa

[DeepGreenEyes]

I noticed that someone had started a thread like this on the GB, and it's such a great idea, that I am officially stealing it for this litregion.

Give a gift to a Litster!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

For kiwi_sub, a suit made from a cushioned bubble mailer, marked "DO NOT BEND."

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

For K, a book/movie deal. With starring roles for stunt writers.

 

[knot_sweet]

For Seela

A selection of kangaroo, emu and crocodile cuts, some dried lemon myrtle, wild rosella preserve, bunya nuts, King Island dairy products, and bluegum smoke oil.

 

[graceanne]

I saw this ... thing, once. It had this weight sensitive sensor that you would put under a toilet seat. It activated this recording, that you would put under the tank of the toilet. Then, when someone would sit down, it would say 'HELLO? HELLO? WILL YOU GET ME OUT OF HERE?', but because it was coming from under the tank it would sound like it was coming out of the toilet.

I'd so get that for DGE. I think he'd enjoy it as much as I've imagined enjoying ever since I saw it.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I saw this ... thing, once. It had this weight sensitive sensor that you would put under a toilet seat. It activated this recording, that you would put under the tank of the toilet. Then, when someone would sit down, it would say 'HELLO? HELLO? WILL YOU GET ME OUT OF HERE?', but because it was coming from under the tank it would sound like it was coming out of the toilet.

I'd so get that for DGE. I think he'd enjoy it as much as I've imagined enjoying ever since I saw it.

Awwwww, thanks. You know what I like.

 

[Keroin]

For K, a book/movie deal. With starring roles for stunt writers.

LOVE this.

I am having an unusually bad week - I really needed this smile.

 

[the captians wench]

I'm feeling lazy. Can I just leave a huge box of blow jobs and anyone who wants one can help themselves?

 

[seela]

For Seela

A selection of kangaroo, emu and crocodile cuts, some dried lemon myrtle, wild rosella preserve, bunya nuts, King Island dairy products, and bluegum smoke oil.

Ooh, this sounds absolutely amazing! I'd love to get something like this for Christmas instead of the usual box of chocolates.

For Red Sonja

a couple of big, thin (and weirdly bendy for the material, which makes them excellent for flipping things!) wooden spatulas handmade by J's grandpa. He carves their handles with beatiful traditional patterns from Karelia where he grew up.

Also a batch of dried raspberries, cranberries, lingonberries, bilberries and yellowfoot mushrooms I've picked this fall. The berries are really good with oatmeal or yoghurt, or just as a snack.

And for the additives I'd throw in a bag of marmelades: "fox candy", Pihlaja. They're sweet and lovely, a really good companion for green tea, and been in production since 1895.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

For our Mouse:

An injection of sense and compassion... into her ex-husband.

A job that will fulfill her and provide her enough compensation to do the things she wants and needs to do for the kids - and herself.

A better year in '13, and better yet each year following.

A

 

[Etoile]

Shoes for rida

 

[gypsy*seer]

For Etoile...
Your very own Geisha sub...

(Hopefully, I'm being PC!)

 

[Scentofawoman]

DGE: you can have one of those 360 degree Google earth camera and GPS so you can go hiking everywhere and map things while having fun.

 

[Red Sonja]

Ooh, this sounds absolutely amazing! I'd love to get something like this for Christmas instead of the usual box of chocolates.

For Red Sonja

a couple of big, thin (and weirdly bendy for the material, which makes them excellent for flipping things!) wooden spatulas handmade by J's grandpa. He carves their handles with beatiful traditional patterns from Karelia where he grew up.

Also a batch of dried raspberries, cranberries, lingonberries, bilberries and yellowfoot mushrooms I've picked this fall. The berries are really good with oatmeal or yoghurt, or just as a snack.

And for the additives I'd throw in a bag of marmelades: "fox candy", Pihlaja. They're sweet and lovely, a really good companion for green tea, and been in production since 1895.

Thank you! That sounds absolutely perfect... especially the spatulas.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

DGE: you can have one of those 360 degree Google earth camera and GPS so you can go hiking everywhere and map things while having fun.

I love it - thanks!

Now, to go get more lost than usual.

 

[Ropebunny]

For small gift for everyone, coz I think everyone would enjoy one of these:

A little plastic wind-up penguin filled with tiny little candy balls. When you wind it up it walks and poops out the wee candy balls!

Wait, you're are all as immature as I am, right?

 

[kiwi_submissive]

For small gift for everyone, coz I think everyone would enjoy one of these:

A little plastic wind-up penguin filled with tiny little candy balls. When you wind it up it walks and poops out the wee candy balls!

Wait, you're are all as immature as I am, right?

I love that idea but I am going to add toy sheep that poop out chocolate covered raisins

 

[Ropebunny]

I love that idea but I am going to add toy sheep that poop out chocolate covered raisins

Hahaha, thats even better! Now, I just need to engineer a zoo of chocolate pooping animals so everyone can have their favourite animal...

 

[Netzach]

I'll throw out a freak refuge sex party for people who feel like the 25th is just another day, and I'll take some pooping candy animals.

 

[knot_sweet]

For Curious in Cali

A star named after you and your own acre of land on the moon with a good view.



For the captains wench

An all expenses paid indefinate trip to Ireland.



For Sir Winston

My grandad's first prints I have in storage. He worked for a book printing / binding company as a very young lad. Someone might as well appreciate them.



For Stella

A hand tailored, custom fitted smoking jacket.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

....For Sir Winston

My grandad's first prints I have in storage. He worked for a book printing / binding company as a very young lad. Someone might as well appreciate them....

Thank you. You obviously put some thought into these selections.

 

[knot_sweet]

Thank you. You obviously put some thought into these selections.

You're welcome. Not so much thought as a terrible sense of humour making it nearly impossible to follow in the humerous gift trend.


For BiBunny

A year at the Australian Defence School of Languages. Language of your choice.



For Lovers Kitten

Private lessons with my ballroom dancing instructor. You can have fun sharpening your claws on his ego while admiring the amazing blue eyes and things he can do with his hips.

 

[BiBunny]

For BiBunny

A year at the Australian Defence School of Languages. Language of your choice..

In return for that, I'd give you absolutely anything you wanted.

 

[knot_sweet]

In return for that, I'd give you absolutely anything you wanted.

Aw, thanks Bunny, but unless you know a way to get an instant diploma, I'm all good.


For Betticus

A new cat. Maybe a Bengal. Cos clearly his current kitteh is defective. Although, he hasn't updated us on the dom/cat situation yet, so maybe kitteh has had it's revenge.

 

[Loverskitten]

For Lovers Kitten

Private lessons with my ballroom dancing instructor. You can have fun sharpening your claws on his ego while admiring the amazing blue eyes and things he can do with his hips.

Ooooo! Thank you, sounds purrfect!