Not politically correct

[Freya]

but funny.

At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Mexican. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.

After three or four beers, the gay fellow finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Mexican.

Leaning over towards him, he whispers, "Do you want a blowjob?"

At this the massive Mexican leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the crap out of him, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot and returned to his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Mexican. "I've never seen you react like that," he says. "Just what did he say to you?"

"I don't know," the big Mexican replied. "Something about a job."

 

[LadyG]

**note to self: stop drinking while reading posts**


Good one, Freyababe

 

[Freya]

A solution to America's troubles

Mother of all bombs.

 

[ozraven]

Re: A solution to America's troubles

Mother of all bombs.

Love that bikini...........

Frimost's mum off to war?

 

[Freya]

 

[TheOlderGuy]

lol

surely we have to be able to laugh at ourselves

ok, ok, so i'm neither gay nor mexican

but if, for instance, you were making a joke about
extremely sexy older men
"I" wouldn't be offended

 

[concrete]

freya2

my wife MARIA deLOURDES GOLINDA GONZALEZ de RIGSBY..
was not impressed or laughed , alot...
she is unemployed...if the shoe fit's ( wear it ),

 

[Freya]

A TRUE CANADIAN

It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.

"No," says the neighbor. "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for final game of the Stanley Cup playoffs and not use it?

"The neighbor says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?

"The man shakes his head "No. They're all at the funeral."

 

[Alvin Brickrock]

but funny.

At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Mexican. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.

After three or four beers, the gay fellow finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Mexican.

Leaning over towards him, he whispers, "Do you want a blowjob?"

At this the massive Mexican leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the crap out of him, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot and returned to his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Mexican. "I've never seen you react like that," he says. "Just what did he say to you?"

"I don't know," the big Mexican replied. "Something about a job."

LMAO

 

[Freya]

Concrete, it's just a joke - nothing personal.

Hopefully nobody's married to a clown.

 

[ozraven]

Concrete, it's just a joke - nothing personal.

Hopefully nobody's married to a clown.

Right click

save as

 

[Freya]

One for the Americans.

 

[concrete]

Re: A TRUE CANADIAN

It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.

"No," says the neighbor. "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for final game of the Stanley Cup playoffs and not use it?

"The neighbor says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?

"The man shakes his head "No. They're all at the funeral."

BUT IF YOU INSIST.. SHE ALLWAYS DRANK BLUE...

 

[Freya]

Important information

 

[concrete]

thank IRAG ...I flunked my W.H.M.I.S. training...
let's get rid of CHREATIN and win one for the gipper.

 

[zipman]

Nice thread Freya! Thanks, I needed the laugh!