Not getting punched

[Weevil]

You know, I've reached a stage in my life where I'm probably never going to get punched in the face by someone ever again.

And I'll admit, it's a bittersweet notion. It's something I'll miss a little.

 

[Angel]

I don't know.. wifey might end up having a mean right-hook.

 

[Weevil]

I don't know.. wifey might end up having a mean right-hook.

Sure, but with short arms and being big as a house I'd have to be remarkably slow and stupid to get hit.

 

[Lost Cause]

I dunno....

If you must, you can go into the local biker bar and give a smooch to the biggest, chain wearingest guy in the joint. Another way is to jump on the guy's motorcycle, pretend you're riding it, shouting, "Vrroom Vrooom!" Oh wait, you said punched, not tucked in with a shovel....

 

[Angel]

Sure, but with short arms and being big as a house I'd have to be remarkably slow and stupid to get hit.

You might be smarter if you let her punch, women are fucking psycho .

 

[kiwiwolf]

You're gonna miss getting whacked in the mellon???? Seek help.

 

[Weevil]

Re: I dunno....

If you must, you can go into the local biker bar and give a smooch to the biggest, chain wearingest guy in the joint. Another way is to jump on the guy's motorcycle, pretend you're riding it, shouting, "Vrroom Vrooom!" Oh wait, you said punched, not tucked in with a shovel....

Sure but I said "punched" not "punched and then sodomized by the latent homosexuals who hang out in biker bars"

 

[kiwiwolf]

You might be smarter if you let her punch, women are fucking psycho .

And I have the scars to prove it. Evening Angel.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Someday we'll meet, my dear sweet Weevil. You'll laugh at my choice of music and I'm going to clean your clock.

*muah*

Who loves ya, babe?

 

[Weevil]

You're gonna miss getting whacked in the mellon???? Seek help.

I did say bittersweet. I won't miss the pain, or the bruises or the lost teeth but I will miss hockey fights in general.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Someday we'll meet, my dear sweet Weevil. You'll laugh at my choice of music and I'm going to clean your clock.

*muah*

Who loves ya, babe?

Muff what's a nice lady like you doing in a thread like this?

 

[Weevil]

Someday we'll meet, my dear sweet Weevil. You'll laugh at my choice of music and I'm going to clean your clock.

I said "punched" not "girly-slapped"

 

[kiwiwolf]

I did say bittersweet. I won't miss the pain, or the bruises or the lost teeth but I will miss hockey fights in general.

HOCKEY fights... you should have said man. I can empathise. I miss the rugby brawls. Savage bastards aren't we?

 

[Liontamr]

Going into Edmonton's Commonwealth Stadium with a Stampeders jersey is a good way to tempt fate... Trash talking Esks fans when the Stamps start winning big is a great way to ask for it (or at the very least get ice thrown at you)..

Or just walk into Skyreach Center wearing a Flames (or any team that Wayne never played for) jersey on with "GRETZKY 99" on the back. That will not only attract fists, but a ton of comments.

(I of course have done the first.. a friend did the second and even I thought he was stupid for wearing a Flames jersey with Gretzky on it.)

 

[Lost Cause]

Butt, butt.....

Sodomized by the latent homosexuals who hang out in biker bars? Must be rocket jockeys at the bars in your neck o' the woods. If so, remember...you can't rape a .38.

 

[Weevil]

Going into Edmonton's Commonwealth Stadium with a Stampeders jersey is a good way to tempt fate... Trash talking Esks fans when the Stamps start winning big is a great way to ask for it (or at the very least get ice thrown at you)..

Or just walk into Skyreach Center wearing a Flames (or any team that Wayne never played for) jersey on with "GRETZKY 99" on the back. That will not only attract fists, but a ton of comments.

(I of course have done the first.. a friend did the second and even I thought he was stupid for wearing a Flames jersey with Gretzky on it.)

I said "punched" not "showered with tobacco spit from a bunch of hillbillies"

 

[Weevil]

Re: Butt, butt.....

Sodomized by the latent homosexuals who hang out in biker bars? Must be rocket jockeys at the bars in your neck o' the woods.

No, I mean anyone who hangs out at biker bars.

 

[Killswitch]

Hey kid.....just a wild guess, but I dont think you have been puched out for the last time by any means.

 

[Zmey]

You know, I've reached a stage in my life where I'm probably never going to get punched in the face by someone ever again.

And I'll admit, it's a bittersweet notion. It's something I'll miss a little.

Bah! You need to fight! Push some one just as big or bigger then you and start a fight. Keeps you in shape. I'd fight you. It's been a while for me though ... It was almost a year since I had a serous fight.

 

[MechaBlade]

I have never been punched in the face.

 

[kiwiwolf]

I have never been punched in the face.

You need to get out more.