Not enough men are fondling their balls

[Dixon Carter Lee]

From: http://abcnews.go.com/sections/living/Healthology/HS_testes_030306.html

The most common reason offered by male residents for not doing testicular self-exams on themselves was that they simply forgot.

I not only "forgot" to not do a testicular exam, I had no idea I was supposed to. What am I feeling for, you know, besides kicks?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I used one of those golf course ball washers once.

It really hurt.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Is that your idea of foreplay?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

C'mon, "Fore Play". That was fucking funny.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Is this thing on?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Don't tee me off.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

How 'bout them airports?

 

[Lancecastor]

The risks are real...look what happened to me.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

How 'bout them airports?

I don't think they're gonna win the superbowl this year though.

What about their chances in the Stanley Cup?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

How do I talk my wife into giving me a testicular exam? For about twenty minutes?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

How do I talk my wife into giving me a testicular exam? For about twenty minutes?

I dunno. When you find out, PM me.

 

[sunstruck]

How do I talk my wife into giving me a testicular exam? For about twenty minutes?

Offer it as an exchange for an extensive breast exam? (sorry, slipped into guy mode for a sec)

Not a Tom Green fan huh? After his surgury he toured college campus's singing to young men of the benefits of "Rubbing your balls". It was a catchy tune.

 

[Cleopatra]

How do I talk my wife into giving me a testicular exam? For about twenty minutes?

Dix, just tell her it's imperitive for your continued good health, and you need someone else to do it because you can't be clinical if you do it.

*grin*

 

[Angel]

How do I talk my wife into giving me a testicular exam? For about twenty minutes?

If you have to talk her into it, you might want to look into having some poon on the side. Plenty of it where you are too.

 

[huskie]

If you have to talk her into it, you might want to look into having some poon on the side. Plenty of it where you are too.

Exactly... but miss LadyGuinivere probably doesn't live anywhere near me???

 

[Thin Man]

I not only "forgot" to not do a testicular exam, I had no idea I was supposed to. What am I feeling for, you know, besides kicks?

Dixon, Fondling or examining?

I fondle a lot, never thought of rethinking it as an exam. I can now explain it as a required action.

How often does this need to be done?

 

[badasschick]

I figure they're actually doing it a lot, but don't want to admit to playing with themselves that much.

 

[huskie]

I figure they're actually doing it a lot, but don't want to admit to playing with themselves that much.

I admit it!!!

 

[Guest]

 

[teddybear4play]

I not only "forgot" to not do a testicular exam, I had no idea I was supposed to. What am I feeling for, you know, besides kicks?

Trust me, you'll know it if you find it.

TB4p

 

[glamorilla]

i just checked!

 

[Bindii]

i just checked!

Was it good for you?

 

[estevie]

C'mon, "Fore Play". That was fucking funny.

Heh!

Good one!

 

[Zmey]

What do I have to check for? I still have two of them...

*cough, cough*