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[dg]

You're fucking fired.

I wasn't the one that was going to be putting in the work anyhow.

 

[lemonbread]

Ooh! ooh! I found me! Yay!!!

I don't know how I missed it. Must be the A.D.D. Or maybe that I'm not wearing my glasses? I never wear my glasses ever. Squirrel!

 

[spacekowboy]

So to recap:
I have called Garnate a drunk and a whore in this thread.


I think that about hits my daily quota.
Time to call it a day, I think.

Good day of work, S.
Way to be.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I don't find twerking sexy at all. Looks like you are trying to shake off a dingleberry.

I find it very uncomfortable to watch. Like Killswitch flirting.

 

[Garnate]

I wasn't the one that was going to be putting in the work anyhow.

Damn it. You're right. Now I need to find someone else to just lay there and take it.

 

[Garnate]

Ooh! ooh! I found me! Yay!!!

I don't know how I missed it. Must be the A.D.D. Or maybe that I'm not wearing my glasses? I never wear my glasses ever. Squirrel!

Now don't you feel silly? PUT THOSE GLASSES ON! Don't make me go all mama bear on you.

 

[Garnate]

So to recap:
I have called Garnate a drunk and a whore in this thread.


I think that about hits my daily quota.
Time to call it a day, I think.

Good day of work, S.
Way to be.

Way to play Captain Obvious for the afternoon. Proud of you, boo.

 

[dg]

Damn it. You're right. Now I need to find someone else to just lay there and take it.

It's not as easy to find an easy person as it sounds.

 

[Garnate]

I find it very uncomfortable to watch. Like Killswitch flirting.

That's.......a great fucking description of twerking.

 

[Garnate]

It's not as easy to find an easy person as it sounds.

Ever heard of craigslist?

 

[dg]

Ever heard of craigslist?

Scam artists, police, flakes and people who really want roses even if they aren't straight forward about it.

 

[Garnate]

Scam artists, police, flakes and people who really want roses even if they aren't straight forward about it.

And also trannys. You want to suck the dick of someone with great tits, that's where you go.

 

[dg]

And also trannys. You want to suck the dick of someone with great tits, that's where you go.

I'm coming for you craig!

 

[Garnate]

I'm coming for you craig!

Want his number?

 

[Mischka]

And also trannys. You want to suck the dick of someone with great tits, that's where you go.

Also, candy corn fetishists. I've inadvertently come across two of them. I wasn't seeking sexual services, mind you, just looking up Halloween costumes. And that involved stumbling about Casual Encounters, of course. The multiplicity of this specific fetish caught me by surprise.

 

[Garnate]

Also, candy corn fetishists. I've inadvertently come across two of them. I wasn't seeking sexual services, mind you, just looking up Halloween costumes. And that involved stumbling about Casual Encounters, of course. The multiplicity of this specific fetish caught me by surprise.

What......what do they do with the candy corn....?

 

[dg]

What......what do they do with the candy corn....?

You put them into butts like tiny little plugs. Then you eat them.

 

[pete]

Also, candy corn fetishists. I've inadvertently come across two of them. I wasn't seeking sexual services, mind you, just looking up Halloween costumes. And that involved stumbling about Casual Encounters, of course. The multiplicity of this specific fetish caught me by surprise.

IT'S NOT A FETISH!! i just really like them, ok???

sheesh, judge me why dontcha?

 

[Garnate]

You put them into butts like tiny little plugs. Then you eat them.

Please be joking.

 

[spacekowboy]

Way to play Captain Obvious for the afternoon. Proud of you, boo.

I you like fat kids twinkies, but please don't ever call me boo again.

 

[The Greek]

Now don't you feel silly? PUT THOSE GLASSES ON! Don't make me go all mama bear on you.

You speak as if this is a bad thing.

 

[Mischka]

You put them into butts like tiny little plugs. Then you eat them.

Please be joking.

Candy Corn Dude 1.0 preferred stuffing the woman fore and aft with candy corn, after they had gone to dinner and smoked a cigarette. His dessert was to eat her out, jack off on her, and then leave without speaking another word. He wanted to repeat this experience exactly.

Candy Corn Dude 2.0 constructed makeshift tubs and filled them with candy corn, lay his woman atop, filled her front, enthusiastically ate and scooped it out, and then fuck her. He was hoping to expand this into a full blown candy corn orgy.

And, sadly, I'm not making a word of this up.

 

[Garnate]

I you like fat kids twinkies, but please don't ever call me boo again.

I'll consider it.

Candy Corn Dude 1.0 preferred stuffing the woman fore and aft with candy corn, after they had gone to dinner and smoked a cigarette. His dessert was to eat her out, jack off on her, and then leave without speaking another word. He wanted to repeat this experience exactly.

Candy Corn Dude 2.0 constructed makeshift tubs and filled them with candy corn, lay his woman atop, filled her front, enthusiastically ate and scooped it out, and then fuck her. He was hoping to expand this into a full blown candy corn orgy.

And, sadly, I'm not making a word of this up.

You know how in S.H.I.E.L.D. Hydra wants to wipe out millions and millions of people off the face of the Earth? I'm starting to think that's not such a bad idea.

 

[beardedmariner]

I'm not coming and it's not cause I wasn't invited.

 

[The Greek]

Candy Corn Dude 2.0 constructed makeshift tubs and filled them with candy corn, lay his woman atop, filled her front, enthusiastically ate and scooped it out, and then fuck her. He was hoping to expand this into a full blown candy corn orgy.

I much prefer Hot Tamales candy versus candy corn

Just saying...