Not a list thread

[Fata Morgana]

You are just awful

You twerk in your gumbo and I'll headbang in my toad-in-the-hole. We'll always have our memories.

 

[oggbashan]

List

I thought of Gilbert and Sullivan's The Mikado:

"I've got a little list,
Of people who won't be missed"

But then I looked in my Historical Slang Dictionary

List - short for 'List of Geldings in Training' from Horse Racing circa 1890 from whence is derived 'put on the list' - to castrate.

 

[Garnate]

You twerk in your gumbo and I'll headbang in my toad-in-the-hole. We'll always have our memories.

What about counseling? Can we at least TRY?

 

[dg]

There is something seriously wrong with YOU PEOPLE.

 

[Garnate]

There is something seriously wrong with YOU PEOPLE.

Don't be racist.

 

[lemonbread]

Um, I can't help but notice that I'm not on here yet.

 

[Garnate]

Um, I can't help but notice that I'm not on here yet.

Yes you are

 

[Fata Morgana]

What about counseling? Can we at least TRY?

YES

I miss you. A lot. Can I dip me saveloy in yer gumbo miss?

 

[dg]

Don't be racist.

Can't help it. It's one of my favorite parts of white privilege.

 

[spacekowboy]

*vomits*

I would eat the fuck outta that.


The gumbo, not the vomit.

 

[pete]

You twerk in your gumbo and I'll headbang in my toad-in-the-hole.

i step away for a minute and come back to this?

i don't even know what any of this means.

just kiss* and make up, FFS




* ass to ass, Requiem For A Dream style

 

[Garnate]

YES

I miss you. A lot. Can I dip me saveloy in yer gumbo miss?

When you talk like that, how can I say no??

 

[dg]

i step away for a minute and come back to this?

i don't even know what any of this means.

just kiss* and make up, FFS




* ass to ass, Requiem For A Dream style

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--h8mkAXLW--/18mkwjvnzgv52jpg.jpg

 

[Garnate]

Can't help it. It's one of my favorite parts of white privilege.

Word. We all know I'm only white on the outside, though.

 

[Garnate]

I would eat the fuck outta that.


The gumbo, not the vomit.

I made so much Everyone in this thread should've been here.

 

[Fata Morgana]

i step away for a minute and come back to this?

i don't even know what any of this means.

just kiss* and make up, FFS




* ass to ass, Requiem For A Dream style

She didn't appreciate my Whitesnake and Van Halen flirting. We've worked through it though and come out the other side, stronger than ever.

 

[dg]

Word. We all know I'm only white on the outside, though.

Playah.

 

[Garnate]

LOL You're killing me, Fata.

Our separation forced me to drink alcohol. Can you even imagine?!?

 

[lemonbread]

Yes you are

Am I? I went through diligently looking for myself. Read the first post 3 times thinking I must be in there somewhere. I got a little sloppy past page 2. I must have missed it.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I don't find twerking sexy at all. Looks like you are trying to shake off a dingleberry.

 

[spacekowboy]

She didn't appreciate my Whitesnake and Van Halen flirting. We've worked through it though and come out the other side, stronger than ever.

I figured she would be all about the whitesnake.


If ya know what I mean.

 

[Garnate]

This is a big day for me!


I think you're totally fun, too, by the by. I hope you and your knockers stay around and post more.

And lemonbread! Another very cool chick. Goddamn this place is filled with awesome womenz.

There we go.

 

[dg]

I don't find twerking sexy at all. Looks like you are trying to shake off a dingleberry.

Imagine if someone was twerking naked and a little bit of poo kept appearing at the apex of each twerk only to be swallowed up by the booty clap. Man that would be hot.

 

[Garnate]

I figured she would be all about the whitesnake.


If ya know what I mean.

Ahahahahaaaaa goddamn you..

 

[Garnate]

Imagine if someone was twerking naked and a little bit of poo kept appearing at the apex of each twerk only to be swallowed up by the booty clap. Man that would be hot.

You're fucking fired.