Not a list thread

[Riles]

The sentiment behind this thread is awesome and I couldn't agree more. I have really enjoyed getting to experience more of the personalities here in the past few weeks.

To those who rock, I salute you. (Well, not me...but ya get it)

http://www.sex.com/picture/1244009-leah-salute-in-front-of-flag

 

[spacekowboy]

Not on purpose. I don't know his music. Because country. *Shoots salf*

That's when country music was good though. I just didn't expect it from you. You're all about fedoras and a beat you can shake your tits to.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

This thread needs more of this:

http://s25.postimg.org/6q1ebplmz/doubledildo.gif

 

[dolf]

Because we've been friends for years, twat! True, we've grown way closer the last few months and your name was on the tip of my fingers when I made this thread, but still. You're MY dolf. Mine. Forever and ever and ever amen.

I got jealous. it made me cry.
only boobs can save me now.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I thought of you today at work when I was sat at my desk making balloon animals out of Phil's intestines.

 

[pete]

G you're sweet and cool and hilarious and i love you like a lion loves a limping wildebeest.

you're so full of awesome, your awesome needs to ride in a separate elevator

and now that i know that country music gives you the dry heaves, i heart you even moar.

 

[Garnate]

The sentiment behind this thread is awesome and I couldn't agree more. I have really enjoyed getting to experience more of the personalities here in the past few weeks.

To those who rock, I salute you. (Well, not me...but ya get it)

http://www.sex.com/picture/1244009-leah-salute-in-front-of-flag

That's when country music was good though. I just didn't expect it from you. You're all about fedoras and a beat you can shake your tits to.

So what was it I said that was Randy-esque?

This thread needs more of this:

http://s25.postimg.org/6q1ebplmz/doubledildo.gif

I got jealous. it made me cry.
only boobs can save me now.

But I don't wanna! Wouldn't you much prefer a picture of gumbo? lol

 

[dolf]

 

[Fata Morgana]

G you're sweet and cool and hilarious and i love you like a lion loves a limping wildebeest.

you're so full of awesome, your awesome needs to ride in a separate elevator

and now that i know that country music gives you the dry heaves, i heart you even moar.

Cool your fucking heels. We need to find out who she prefers between Hagaar and Roth before we make any life changing decisions. Just fucking WAIT bro.....

 

[Garnate]

I thought of you today at work when I was sat at my desk making balloon animals out of Phil's intestines.

God I wish that was real. I'd miss you while you were in prison, though. R.I.P. Phil, you useless cunt.

G you're sweet and cool and hilarious and i love you like a lion loves a limping wildebeest.

you're so full of awesome, your awesome needs to ride in a separate elevator

and now that i know that country music gives you the dry heaves, i heart you even moar.

Yesssssss you are my male soul sister. I knew this from day one.

 

[Garnate]

Your mad face amuses me to no end.

Cool your fucking heels. We need to find out who she prefers between Hagaar and Roth before we make any life changing decisions. Just fucking WAIT bro.....

I'm really going to miss your friendship, too.









I don't do hair bands.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Your mad face amuses me to no end.


I'm really going to miss your friendship, too.









I don't do hair bands.

I always preferred dolf anyway.

Cunt.

 

[dolf]

I always preferred dolf anyway.

Cunt.

I will pretend to seduce phil, lure him into an alleyway, then have my gang of hired tramps overpower him and drown him in 90% proof piss.

 

[Garnate]

I always preferred dolf anyway.

Cunt.

You were the best few weeks of my life.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You were the best few weeks of my life.

I had such fucking plans for us. I thought we could re-enact some Whitesnake videos. I'd be Dave and you'd be Tawny. I could lick your shins whilst fake driving. I could pout in a white corridor whilst you packed all your underwear. I was even gonna let you do the splits on my bonnet. But you fucking fucked all that in the still of the night didn't ya?

 

[Garnate]

I had such fucking plans for us. I thought we could re-enact some Whitesnake videos. I'd be Dave and you'd be Tawny. I could lick your shins whilst fake driving. I could pout in a white corridor whilst you packed all your underwear. I was even gonna let you do the splits on my bonnet. But you fucking fucked all that in the still of the night didn't ya?

How about this: You, me, thick gold chains, Champagne, hookers, lots and lots of twerking.

 

[Fata Morgana]

How about this: You, me, thick gold chains, Champagne, hookers, lots and lots of twerking.

Oh Jesus. I feel like I don't even know you anymore.

 

[Garnate]

Oh Jesus. I feel like I don't even know you anymore.

I think it was really great while it lasted, is what I think.

 

[spacekowboy]

So what was it I said that was Randy-esque?

Well seeing as how he is now a raging alcoholic...

Pretty much everything you say is Randy-esque.

 

[Garnate]

Well seeing as how he is now a raging alcoholic...

Pretty much everything you say is Randy-esque.

Not very helpful or specific, dork.

 

[Garnate]

I might've failed Fata but I nailed this fucking gumbo. I think. I've never had gumbo and I didn't have a recipe, just that video

All that matters is, whether or not it's Bronze-worthy, my sons ate the shit out of it. The youngest cleaned his bowl in minutes and the oldest had 2 bowls. Will be making this again.



http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/1ec67263-e207-4b6f-ba90-6fb3a850f233_zps7dc26ccc.jpg

The Andouille sausage kind of looks weird in this pic...


Now would someone PLEASE post tits so dolf stops crying?

 

[dolf]

*cries*

 

[SmileyAsswipe]

I might've failed Fata but I nailed this fucking gumbo. I think. I've never had gumbo and I didn't have a recipe, just that video

All that matters is, whether or not it's Bronze-worthy, my sons ate the shit out of it. The youngest cleaned his bowl in minutes and the oldest had 2 bowls. Will be making this again.



http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/1ec67263-e207-4b6f-ba90-6fb3a850f233_zps7dc26ccc.jpg

The Andouille sausage kind of looks weird in this pic...


Now would someone PLEASE post tits so dolf stops crying?

Looks yummy!

 

[Fata Morgana]

*vomits*

 

[Garnate]

*vomits*

You are just awful