Norway

[Peregrinator]

I'm headed to Oslo on Sunday, then Svalbard on Tuesday. Any hints, tips, suggestions, ideas? I won't have a lot of time in Oslo, but any highlights I shouldn't miss?

 

[Boxlicker101]

There was a young lady from Norway
Who hung by her heels in the doorway,
And said to her man,
"Get off the divan,
I think I've discovered one more way."

 

[Peregrinator]

A classic.

 

[Boxlicker101]

A classic.

Whenever I read or hear "Norway" I think of that limerick.

 

[Aquagal]

Ask thør, his people come from there. Or something.

 

[Wrong Element]

John Lennon once had a girl there. That's about all I know.

 

[phrodeau]

Bergen.

 

[loquere]

Awfull socialist nonsense, nothing good to offer. Abba is Swedish right? Yup, nothing!

 

[thør]

Ask thør, his people come from there. Or something.

Indeed, they do.

 

[butters]

I'm headed to Oslo on Sunday, then Svalbard on Tuesday. Any hints, tips, suggestions, ideas? I won't have a lot of time in Oslo, but any highlights I shouldn't miss?

wear warm undercrackers

 

[kbate]

Eat Salmon, leave the vodka alone and when you get to the glacier remember that global warming is a farce perpetrated by the 60 year leftist coalition to rule the world as a communist tyranny.

 

[Sean]

Bring about a million dollars if you want to buy a beer. Nice people, though. And gazillions of trees.

 

[tactful]

Rumor has it, after looking at some of the women, one can get Norwegian Wood.

 

[trysail]

Svalbard!

Sheeeeeeeeee-it. Keep an eye peeled for the goddamn polar bears.



thør posted this elsewhere ( http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=44472241&postcount=413 ).

http://eyeonthearctic.rcinet.ca/arctic-norway-needs-polar-bear-spotter/

...There are an estimated 3,000 polar bears in the Svalbard archipelago, which has a human population of about 2,400...

 

[thør]

If you were a WW boater, I'd recommend paddling the Bua. It's closer to Trondheim than Oslo. This vid is similar to what I remember from 25 years ago.

Video

 

[Liar]

Norway is neat, expensive and boring. Norweigans are attractive, friendly and boring. The great outdoors is spectacular.

 

[pointless]

just watch for the moose.

 

[trysail]

Since I'm a mean-spirited S.O.B., I can't help but wonder.​

Buying any carbon offsets for this rather massive CO2 footprinted junket?

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P.S., they tell me the Al Gore School of Environmental Hypocrisy is well acquainted with the technique of consuming
ginormous quantities of fossil fuels whilst simultaneously proclaiming imminent CO2-caused doom for the planet.



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[islandman]

Since I'm a mean-spirited S.O.B., I can't help but wonder.​

Buying any carbon offsets for this rather massive CO2 footprinted junket?

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P.S., they tell me the Al Gore School of Environmental Hypocrisy is well acquainted with the technique of consuming
ginormous quantities of fossil fuels whilst simultaneously proclaiming imminent CO2-caused doom for the planet.



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Perg has the carbon footprint of sub-Saharan native. This trip won't make a dent in what he's got socked away.

 

[thør]

just watch for the moose.

Known as "elg" in Norwegian.

 

[bluemuse]

The brown cheese isn't really cheese, and it's highly flammable.

This time of year Oslo smells like the dog poop being uncovered by the melting snow, or hot dogs. Or both.

Visit Frogner park.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Eat some lutefisk. And some rotten shark's liver. Doesn't matter if you like it, the important thing is you can say you've done it.

 

[ryan8558]

Eat some lutefisk. And some rotten shark's liver. Doesn't matter if you like it, the important thing is you can say you've done it.

A better idea is to say you have and you'll never do it again.

 

[thør]

The brown cheese isn't really cheese, and it's highly flammable.

This time of year Oslo smells like the dog poop being uncovered by the melting snow, or hot dogs. Or both.

Visit Frogner park.

LOL.......I like Brunost.

Every northern neighborhood with dogs smells like dog poop in the spring.

 

[Peregrinator]

Svalbard!

Sheeeeeeeeee-it. Keep an eye peeled for the goddamn polar bears.



thør posted this elsewhere ( http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=44472241&postcount=413 ).

http://eyeonthearctic.rcinet.ca/arctic-norway-needs-polar-bear-spotter/

I've been told the governor is hiring a polar bear lookout for a research team. Three weeks in July. I've emailed to let them know I want the job. Seriously. I'm all excited at the possibility...