Nora likes the Big Beef...

[Dantetier]

....Burrito Supreme, from Taco Bell

 

[someplace]

Nora Rocks! She can like anything she wants!

 

[Nora]

Oh jezus fucking christ, Dan. You are evil!! Just see if I EVER share any of my deep, dark secrets with you again!!!


heheh. Ok, yes, it's true. I admit it. 2 or 3 times a year I have no choice but to suck down an overly salted, semi-rancid, big beef burrito supreme. *hangs head in shame*

And Someplace, noooo! YOU rock!
I roll.

 

[Dantetier]

soooo.... do I get my beating now? ^_^

And that's Lawful Evil, thank you very much

 

[Nora]

nuh-uh. Now that I know how badly you want it, it would be even more cruel for me to deny it to you. So there.

 

[Dantetier]

*grumbles* well, fine then... lets see how YOU like your next burrito....

 

[Nora]

Good thing my craving strikes without warning...

I could hire you out for a beating, earn a little cash from some deprived Domme...

 

[Dantetier]

Nah.... I don't want one now... besides... I'm not into BEATING....unless we're talking about me beating myself, but that's an entirely 'nother story

 

[Nora]

Oh see? Now not only have you outed me, but now you're keeping me from earning a little cash on the side. Damn, you are a hard one.

 

[Dantetier]

Oh see? Now not only have you outed me, but now you're keeping me from earning a little cash on the side. Damn, you are a hard one.

who told?

 

[hogjack]

I dunno

She likes burritos, chimichangas, egg roles, longjohn donuts, brats, hot dogs, corndogs... there seems to be a theme in the overall shape of these delights.

I'm not sayin' but there does seem to be a particular shape they generally share.

 

[Nora]

Re: I dunno

She likes burritos, chimichangas, egg roles, longjohn donuts, brats, hot dogs, corndogs... there seems to be a theme in the overall shape of these delights.

I'm not sayin' but there does seem to be a particular shape they generally share.

hahahahahah!!!!! Actually, except the longjohns, yes to all of the above. Hmmm. Maybe Freud had a couple of valid points, afterall...

 

[Dantetier]

I'm sorry... I do not want to fuck my mother.... and I don't want a woman anything at all LIKE my mother...

 

[hogjack]

Re: Re: I dunno

hahahahahah!!!!! Actually, except the longjohns, yes to all of the above. Hmmm. Maybe Freud had a couple of valid points, afterall...

You keep your Freud fetish to yourself. It's that accent, ain't it?

 

[Nora]

LMAO Dan! I feel the same way about my dad. Not that he's not a great guy n' all, but ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Now Hogjack, you know how I dig a good Viennese accent. Almost as much as I dig a good Vienna sausage...

 

[Dantetier]

I love accents... they are one of my foibles...

 

[Nora]

Depends on the accent. Southern doesn't do it for me, neither the Georgia/Mississippi/Carolina drawl nor the Texas twang.

Can't stand most of the Northeastern accents, either.

Midwest-y accents can be cute, though. Nothing like hearing a Minnasotan/Wisconsinite ask for a sooooooda. *grins*

And then there's them pesky ferners (<--as we say in Texas). Most of those are ok. Some better than others.

 

[Eumenides]

*Sigh*

I don't have anything resembling that general shape.

 

[Nora]

*Sigh*

I don't have anything resembling that general shape.

Maybe not, but you have other attractions. =)


hmm...isn't it time for that hoggy and eumenides sammich I've been craving?

 

[Eumenides]

Maybe not, but you have other attractions. =)


hmm...isn't it time for that hoggy and eumenides sammich I've been craving?

Who gets the beef?




Wouldn't that have been a great slogan for Wendy's???

 

[Nora]

Who gets the beef?




Wouldn't that have been a great slogan for Wendy's???

Who's Wendy? Are you cheating on me again? MY G-D YOU SLUT!!!!!!

and I think we should split him fairly down the middle long-ways so we each get a taste of everything.

 

[Eumenides]

Who's Wendy? Are you cheating on me again? MY G-D YOU SLUT!!!!!!

and I think we should split him fairly down the middle long-ways so we each get a taste of everything.

No, Wendy just gives me my orgasmic salads once every other week or so. But I am a slut.

If he's up to being so split, I'm up for the tasting...

 

[hogjack]

Ma ma

I love accents... they are one of my foibles...

My Freud is pretty good.

Here, "I see you are constantly refering to your mother during our sessions. I think this may say something much deeper..."

Pretty good, huh?

 

[hogjack]

Split Beef

Splitting beef can be fairly uncomfortable. Let's not mention that again.

 

[Nora]

Re: Split Beef

Splitting beef can be fairly uncomfortable. Let's not mention that again.

But...but...you know I like to be fair!!