nonconsensual posting!

and now his dick is buried inside me sooooo :D

*giggles*

its gett ing tojche c

lolz
 
You know what? The NBA and NHL finals are on right now, but I don't care... my husband and I need to discuss getting one of these itsadirtybench things right now.

I'm gonna go get laid - good night all!

God love you, Trekka darlin'. Finish strong! :heart: ;)
 
i may be sated

for the moment

however I'm still pants-less

so you never know

Where the F did everybody go...

You oughta get back in there. That was really nice of him to get out the hitachi and get you all fired up. Maybe you need to return the favor?
 
Where the F did everybody go...

You oughta get back in there. That was really nice of him to get out the hitachi and get you all fired up. Maybe you need to return the favor?

I'm still here. He's right next to me! He is a nice guy :D

Return the favor? So I owe him spankings and a wand sesh? But he doesn't like it near his ballls... this fact makes me giggle.

He likes the notion of him having a song. It makes him stroke his beard and grin.

He's so practical: he says "tell them it's a fuck bench"
And he adds "tell them what's in the bench" (there's toys stored in the bench)
And *then* he adds "tell them what's ON the bench" (squirt is on the bench it's... itsadirtybench)

Ima go find a towel...
 
I'm still here. He's right next to me! He is a nice guy :D

Return the favor? So I owe him spankings and a wand sesh? But he doesn't like it near his ballls... this fact makes me giggle.

He likes the notion of him having a song. It makes him stroke his beard and grin.

He's so practical: he says "tell them it's a fuck bench"
And he adds "tell them what's in the bench" (there's toys stored in the bench)
And *then* he adds "tell them what's ON the bench" (squirt is on the bench it's... itsadirtybench)

Ima go find a towel...

I can get that. Balls are sensitive, those wands can be a little too agitating at times.
I'll work on the song Mr.-Hitachi-her-til-she's-dripping-ready-for-more
I'm imagining like a 5'x2' bench just filled to the brim with toys. Glorious
 
I can get that. Balls are sensitive, those wands can be a little too agitating at times.
I'll work on the song Mr.-Hitachi-her-til-she's-dripping-ready-for-more
I'm imagining like a 5'x2' bench just filled to the brim with toys. Glorious

You guys and your balls. I swear you're all obsessed. A GF told me I can get a dimmer switch for the wand-- just like for the lights!

And you pretty much nailed the bench. Like, spot on. I'm impressed. It's a pretty versatile little thing. He's been working out a way to install a lock on the top and anchors for restraints on the bottom... :)

*subscribes*
This one gets the "Best Thread" award.

*curtsies*

:)
 
You guys and your balls. I swear you're all obsessed. A GF told me I can get a dimmer switch for the wand-- just like for the lights!

And you pretty much nailed the bench. Like, spot on. I'm impressed. It's a pretty versatile little thing. He's been working out a way to install a lock on the top and anchors for restraints on the bottom... :)

It's a healthy obsession. You take care of them, they take care of you
OK that dimmer switch does sound like a great idea...
Awww yiss, just gotta drill some pilot holes and get some u bolts on there
 
Little known fact:

Every 4 weeks or so in my house it's DIY Brazilian Night! Wax...you pervs.

Except I usually have help. The BF (a jack of all trades) usually does the waxing. If it comes in a kit, with tools, and presents even the slightest challenge, the man is game. Bless him.

Tonight, however, I am on my own. I think I'm gonna attempt a solo Brazilian Bikini Wax...

Totally a good idea, right? I can so do this. :D
 
Little known fact:

Every 4 weeks or so in my house it's DIY Brazilian Night! Wax...you pervs.

Except I usually have help. The BF (a jack of all trades) usually does the waxing. If it comes in a kit, with tools, and presents even the slightest challenge, the man is game. Bless him.

Tonight, however, I am on my own. I think I'm gonna attempt a solo Brazilian Bikini Wax...

Totally a good idea, right? I can so do this. :D

Please be careful.......
 
Act 1: In which I attempt to figure out "how hot is too hot?"
 
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