Non-typical curse words

[P. B. Walker]

I heard a curse word yesterday that made me laugh... mostly because it was a non-typical and odd curse word. It was:

fucko.

Simple and to the point.

Anyone else have some cool, non-typical, funny sounding curse words?


Here's a few I remember from the past:

ballcheese
dicksnot
cockknocker
butterbutt

PBW

 

[Gilly Bean]

I saw Dicklick and dickweed a lot.


I also say bloody an awful lot. I picked that one up when I was a kid.

 

[La Principessa]

I heard a curse word yesterday that made me laugh... mostly because it was a non-typical and odd curse word. It was:

fucko.

Simple and to the point.

PBW

Sounds like a word a pirate would use...."aye, me fucko!"

Anyhow....I've been good a "creating" words when upset and trying to make an adult point (i.e. not winning the arguement, getting cut off in traffic, plain exasperation)

some have been:

dickweed
fuckblanket
smegmaslime
drooling donkey dick
foot fucking asshole

and a personal favorite that fits all occasions:
shitfuckdamn (all one word)

I've found that once I get going I use alliteration in my swearing.

 

[Gilly Bean]

What, no one else has any they say?

 

[lilminx]

cockknocker

My mom uses that word, especially when driving. "Use your blinker, you fucking cockknocker!"


Other ones:

dickwad
dickcheese
smegmabreath
period stain
skidmark

 

[ksmybuttons]

Poo.
Oaky doaky, then.
Grip my linens!
Tiddely.

My others are too typical. Damn being my fav.

 

[Ask For More]

Buggrit


I swear in chinese mostly, so I guess that would be non typical to you westerners

 

[Secret Kate]

Passed down from my mother to me

Shit fire damn hell

All said together and usually when something gets spilled, knocked over, dropped, or just messed up!

My kids laugh when they hear me say it, cause they know their Gram says it too.

 

[P. B. Walker]

Re: Re: Non-typical curse words

fuckblanket

Heheh.. I love it!

PBW

 

[android1966]

Spawny eyed po faced wazzock.

 

[P. B. Walker]

Another fav:

fuckstick.

PBW

 

[The Heretic]

Anyone else have some cool, non-typical, funny sounding curse words?

I like to use these:

He's a real anal orifice.
He doesn't know his anal orifice from a hole in the ground.
What a bunch of bovine fecal matter.

Stuff like that. For one thing you can easily use it with people that would otherwise be offended by more vulgar versions of saying the same thing, for another, it makes people think about what you just said.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Re: Re: Non-typical curse words

Sounds like a word a pirate would use...."aye, me fucko!"

Arggghhh.

Pirates also say dickwad.

 

[Guest]

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[Zmey]

Fruity Ass

 

[Belilica]

I've started using fucktard in real life...

 

[Uber Sparky]

Has anyone mentioned?

Renob?

It's boner backwards.

 

[teddybear4play]

fuckbucket
cockjockey
assmonkey/cockmonkey/dickmonkey
jackhole (i.e. "jackass" + "asshole")

Catch me when I'm angry, I can be creative.

TB4p

 

[His_kitty]

Knobcheese
Minger
Wanker
Bint



- I have a lot of friends from the Uk.

 

[La Principessa]

since I was just saying it...

thought of a couple more.....

dilhole
unbe-fuckingly-believable

and I've seen cock knocker used....but what about:

cockblocker

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

ass head
ass munch
shit fire
pecker weed
basstage


I've heard the fucktard one before, that one always make me laugh

 

[Star of Penumbra]

My contriutions are fucknugget and assbastard, both of which I came up with on my own as far as I recall. I occasionally use buttfuckery too.

 

[La Principessa]

My contriutions are fucknugget and assbastard, both of which I came up with on my own as far as I recall. I occasionally use buttfuckery too.

buttfuckery!! oooh I'm gonna have to use that one in the car next time.

 

[unclej]

shithead, asswipe, dipwad, buttbreath, fartknocker, shit-for-brains, dipshit and one you'd have to live around here to understand, cedarwhacker.

 

[perks]

fucko in the head

and my personal fav.

ya fucking cockgobbler