Non-sexual erotic writing?

There's a brilliant scene in a Simpsons episode where Homer's working with his dad on some kind of old school Viagra and he and Marge have to get it on right away. They throw some money at the kids to go to the movies and sprint upstairs. Next we see a water tower tumbling upwards, a steam train going into a dark tunnel, etc - then we 'pan back' and see that Bart and Lisa are watching the 'Stock Footage' marathon at the local cinema.
 
. She can feel him breathing, his chest rising and falling against her back, smell the manly aroma of him; of thistle and spice and leather and a touch of sweat. Darkness comes suddenly as the fire of the sun sinks into the sea. Chastity has never seen the sun set so quickly. For about two minutes, the night is ebony, black as she has ever experienced. Then, a tiny slice of moon appears ahead of them, emerging slowly from the ocean. Within two minutes, a shining quarter-moon hangs over the horizon, casting a river of silver before them, as if to guide them on their journey. Lance leans them forward, the boat plunging into the night, salt spray crashing over them as they dash down the silver river in the sea. "Look," Lance exclaims, inclining his head to the starboard. In the shimmering wake of their bow, a school of porpoises swims, dives, leaps and dances in seeming joy.
 
I'm surprised that no one has mentioned William Blake yet.

Annie Savoy: "'The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.' William Blake!"

Crash Davis: "William Blake? What do you mean, William Blake!"

Annie Savoy: "I mean, William Blake!"

Okay, just had to get that out of my system. ;)
 
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