Non-Celebrity Death Match

[Mischka]

Gather round, Litizens, it's time for the first Non-Celebrity Death Match.

In the right corner: Clit_Licker30, the rabidly arch-conservative chap that believes the only good liberal is a dead liberal. He is known for such intelligent, balanced, and thought provoking statements as "[Clarence] Thomas is a man of virtue and righteousness, and is an example of what can be right in this world." and "At least one leftie should be put on display in a museum so we can remember how fucked they were. The rest need to be defeated so soundly as to never be a viable party again."


In the left corner: REDWAVE, the rabidly arch-liberal chap that believes the only good conservative is a dead conservative. He is known for such intelligent, balanced, and thought provoking statements as "The moral and intellectual bankruptcy of the right is undeniably clear." and "Right-wingers are incapable of intelligent argument, merely of hurling abuse and insults at anyone who disagrees with them."

Are conservatives really insufferable moralistic egoists? Are liberals really morally bankrupt spineless heathens? It's a fight to the finish, folks. The losing party has to officially concede its death, and surrender any ideas it has ever launched. So who will it be? Let's watch and find out...

 

[lavender]

 

[Tremolo]

I agree with lavy, the world would be a better place with out the entire republican party ( or any tory for that matter)

 

[heterotic]

I don't know... Is Ishmael in anyone's corner?

 

[RawHumor]

I agree with lavy, the world would be a better place with out the entire republican party ( or any tory for that matter)

Weren't statements like that the reason the initial two people got put into the Death Match?

 

[perks]

Most definitely REDWAVE.

Clit doesn't have the depth.

but then, I'm a jaded poetmonger.

 

[Problem Child]

I agree with Lavender. Redwave almost never makes sense and is more paranoid than Howard Hughes in his last weeks, but he's staunch.

You can't put a rookie like clitwhatever up against him.

Besides, his fucking name starts with clit, and that disqualifies him in itself.

You need to match Redwave with Ishmael or WD or Synthesist.

 

[riff]

MORE! MORE!

This is satire at it's best! I nominate this as one of those all time threads!

 

[Mischka]

Ishmael, WD, and SIN all have redeeming qualities, and don't possess the blind allegiance to their political parties (and absolute hatred of all others) as the Chosen Ones. Uncle Bill had a shot, but I was afraid his tomes would put his opponent to sleep. Unfair advantage.

That Tremolo guy seems to have potential, but he can't even properly punctuate a single-sentence post. Maybe we can put him in the lightweight division.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Besides, his fucking name starts with clit, and that disqualifies him in itself.

I second that.

 

[Tremolo]

Mischka, Thanks for noticing my gammar.

Sure definately cast me with in with the social democrats, I'd like to see the liberals with a couple of fights around here.

RH, the winky eye meant that my tongue was in my cheek.


Tremolo

 

[kotori]

Oh yeah, but he'll get points for spelling "Mischka" correctly, you watch.

 

[Mischka]

Tremolo

I'm liberal. And it's "definitely."

But kudos for getting my name right (just for kotori).

 

[RawHumor]

I'm liberal. And it's "definitely."

And "grammar".

 

[Dillinger]

ROTFLMAO

Mischka - I want to bear your children!

 

[BustyTheClown]

Ishmael ha redeeming qualities, and [doesn't] possess the blind allegiance to [his] political part[y] (and absolute hatred of all others) as the Chosen Ones.

Show me.

 

[Mischka]

Show me.

Set up your own Death Match if you like. That's what this thread is for.

I didn't consider Ishmael because he insults individuals, not political parties. I personally think he does a damn good job of it, and even when I disgree with his position, he opponents often look more of a fool than he.

 

[Azwed]

Ishmael, WD, and SIN all have redeeming qualities, and don't possess the blind allegiance to their political parties (and absolute hatred of all others) as the Chosen Ones. Uncle Bill had a shot, but I was afraid his tomes would put his opponent to sleep. Unfair advantage.

That Tremolo guy seems to have potential, but he can't even properly punctuate a single-sentence post. Maybe we can put him in the lightweight division.

SIN only has reademing qualties when on his meds. So I don't know if he counts.

 

[Tremolo]

Hey I thought this was a non-celebrity death match thread, not a "let's knock the new guys' GRAMMAR thread."

And now back to your regular scheduled programming...

 

[lavender]

 

[Purple Haze]

Who's Clit_Licker30?

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Ishmael, WD, and SIN all have redeeming qualities, and don't possess the blind allegiance to their political parties (and absolute hatred of all others) as the Chosen Ones. Uncle Bill had a shot, but I was afraid his tomes would put his opponent to sleep. Unfair advantage.

That Tremolo guy seems to have potential, but he can't even properly punctuate a single-sentence post. Maybe we can put him in the lightweight division.

Mischka

Does this mean I have no redeeming qualities?

 

[Mischka]

Hey I thought this was a non-celebrity death match thread, not a "let's knock the new guys' GRAMMAR thread."

Every thread has the potential of becoming a "knock on the new guy's grammar" thread. It's an erotic literature site, and we're evenly divided among anal grammarians and happy-go-lucky semi-literates around here, so it's all in fun.

Welcome to Lit, by the way.

 

[Mischka]

Does this mean I have no redeeming qualities?

Yup, that's exactly what this means. No one except Ishmael, WD, and SIN have redeeming qualities. The rest of us are beyond hope and help.

 

[Tremolo]

Welcome to Lit, by the way.

Thanks. (I figure if I keep my posts simple like this, I should be in the clear, grammar wise that is.)