No

[EctoJohn]

Normally I'd say no, but this time I'll still say no.

 

[Adrian81]

Instead, how about you eat my arse!

 

[EctoJohn]

Just to make sure you'll understand, I'll give you a simple "No."

 

[Likesemthic]

I’d sooner take an ass whooping

 

[EctoJohn]

Oh sure, yeah, go ahead.


...
NO!
What are you stupid? Of course not!

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

What part of "No" is so hard to understand?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Not likely, guv'nor.

 

[EctoJohn]

*covers up in the shower*
No, get out!

 

[Adrian81]

Nah, you can bollocks

 

[EctoJohn]

Look, it was nice that you offered, but, no, I can't accept that.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Waylon, I think you were right: No, I don't think Hank done it this way either.

 

[EctoJohn]

No, c'mon, stop asking.
You and I both know it won't work out.
We tried before, and no, it wasn't any good.
So, for the last time, no.

 

[Taegul]

"And monkeys might fly out of my butt."

 

[VoraciousValue]

 

[Adrian81]

I'd rather fuck a coconut

 

[ConstanceEvermuse]

"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means no."
~Captain Barbosa

 

[EctoJohn]

I just got your test results back, and I'm afraid you have a serious case of "No."
Now luckily we caught it early, so I can treat your No with a prescription of No and a recommended daily No.
That should keep your No at bay for now, but I'll want to see you
again in another 6 weeks to follow up on your No.
Make sure to get a blood test before then.
Don't worry, we'll get your No under control.

 

[Wand3rlust]

 

[EctoJohn]

One side of Brontosaurus ribs, please.
No.
What do you mean, no?
I mean no.
Why not?
Because, Fred, every time we serve you them, your car tips over. It becomes this whole big issue with helping your car right itself and what not.
Well it won't be a problem this time.
It is EVERY time, Mr. Flintstone. Every fucking time.
But...
Look, Fred, we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. You can no longer buy your Brontosaurus ribs here.
What if I pay extra?
No. N. O. No!

 

[rycat25]

Umm...let me think about it...

Naw.

 

[EctoJohn]

EctoJohn joins the chat.
"Oh great, he's about to drown us in another stupidly long no example."
"What is it this time, Ecto?"
...
"No."