No wives have been "Shaved."

[IrezumiKiss]

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Not a single wife has been "Shaved" during any shutdown or any other extreme, pubic clipping, edict by any aesthetician. Depilatory creams have been temporarily postponed, but no wives shaved.

The hairless hoo-hoo "epidemic" of '95-'10 shaved over 116,000,000,000 US women's pubes. Today that would have to translate into 260,000,000,000 based on population growth and factoring in the upscale hair waxing clientele trend downturn. Nobody shaved their crotch down, no governing order on how people should brush out their thatch. Even freaky ass bed wetters manic buying hair colors they didn't need. Their pubes didn't stop growing, nor did the merkins.

Why oh why can't some lab somewhere come up with a tonic that rewards muff-munching hungry libertines with a few bed wetting orgasms?

 

[thehaircutgirl]

my little tuft agrees

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

I read this thread title in the voice of Sean Connery.

 

[Saint Peter]

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[Comshaw]

Have razor, will travel.

Comshaw

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

https://i.imgflip.com/21qrj5.jpg

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Not a single wife has been "Shaved" during any shutdown or any other extreme, pubic clipping, edict by any aesthetician. Depilatory creams have been temporarily postponed........ rewards muff-munching hungry libertines with a few bed wetting orgasms?[/QUOTE] I laughed too hard to come up with something witty! Not that I would have anyway.

 

[colddiesel]

Not a single wife has been "Shaved" during any shutdown or any other extreme, pubic clipping, edict by any aesthetician.

Axin' for a Waxin'?

 

[MonaLittle]

Back to the ‘70s BayBay!!