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SO i don't have a vibrator and i find using my hands aren't that fun for me anyone have any ideas on how i can have a great orgasim without the use of either???

I could use some help!
 
vampgirl, a lot of people in that predicament use improvised sex toys. are you after penetration or clitoral stimulation, though?

ed
 
i know some women have good experiences with electric toothbrushes, actually.

one i've heard numerous women describe is a (well-rinsed) beer bottle. and for clitoral stimulation: do you have a traditional massager of some kind? i would think that would work out well, no?

ed
 
Handheld shower massager, or the water from the bathtub faucet.

Some use an electric toothbrush; a part that vibrates, but won't damage your skin.

I'd suggest saving up $20 or so and getting a good, variable speed vibe. They come packaged discreetly, so you can pass it off as something else if you don't live alone.

For that matter, you could even go to your local mass-merchandiser (e.g. Walmart) or drug store and pick up a "muscle/body massager." There are lots of ways to get off using those, and if it doesn't seem like enough to get you off when you first plug it in, you can always return it. I've never met a Conair brand massager I've liked, but YMMV.
 
chitty chitty bang bang

Anything with a motor has the potential to give some nice vibrations. The kitchen is a good place to look

1. blender or mixer
2. electric toothbrush (as mentioned previously)
3. electric shaver
4. a "personal massager". They are probably available for 5 dollars at walmart
5. power tools
6. streams of water
7. put your cell phone on vibrate, set it to maximum number of rings and call yourself.

Exercise the power of imagination.....

Of course we're just looking for the vibrations so practice some safety. wrap it in a towel, start it up and sit on it or rub up against it.
 
SO i don't have a vibrator and i find using my hands aren't that fun for me anyone have any ideas on how i can have a great orgasim without the use of either???

I could use some help!

get on yahoo and start chatting, use your language skills and stimulate your largest sexual organ...your brain.
 
Not that I've ever roleplayed on yahoo before... really... never... ;-)

but it sounds like a good idea to try, can be quite sensual to read another's response to your ideas and visa versa.

We underestimate the power of words, the choice, the timing and how we say them.......they can and do have a powerful effect in our sexual lives.

The are great for setting the scene.............

use the voice option as well provided you are comfortable with the person..........to hear a voice...adds realism........
 
Lay in your tub - you do have a tub right? - and get the water nice and warm and then turn the taps back until you have it only a DRIBBLE ... uneven flow with blobs and an uneven flow of running water. Pulls yo knees up and squeegie down till the coochie thang is right under the dribble. Pick a fantasy ... any fantasy ... George Soros, the giraffe you saw in the zoo last year, the defensive team of the L.A. Rams - whatever and then wait for the fireworks to start. Takes about a minute and enjoy as long as the hot water holds.

AMAZING to watch too. You know, if you have a friend staying over or a cheerleading team visiting.

Then again if you had the cheerleading team staying over I don't suppose you'd need dribbling water either.

Just a thort ....
 
Considered a man? All you have to do is whistle - you know how to whistle, right - pucker up ......
 
Got a gaming console with duel shock controllers? >.> And a game that produces rumble effects, of course... sit down with your game and have some FUN while gaming. >.>

As for the shower thing, I highly recommend showers before the tap. Stick an elastic band over the showerhead so that it makes the flow uneven, or elastic band a cloth to it if your shower doesn't already produce an uneven flow...

Seriously, who needs a vibrator? I've never used one. Not to say I haven't thought about it... (and then went "yeah, okay, where the hell am I going to get one in THIS town?") Way too easy to be creative. There's tons of things in the house that you can use to stimulate yourself. I definately wouldn't go with a blender/mixer myself. Electric toothbrush, maybe... there's this one you can get that does 'sonic vibrations', it makes the handle vibrate like crazy...
 
SO i don't have a vibrator and i find using my hands aren't that fun for me anyone have any ideas on how i can have a great orgasim without the use of either???

I could use some help!

Call out to the poolboy and tell him you need some help ...... :devil:
 
I'll second the shower attachment :) Or you could try climbing a rope - I once had an orgasm whilst climbing a rope in the gym at school ;) I was half way up when it struck. 'Come on, can't you get any higher than that?' the gym mistress shouted - but I was high enough already :D
 
wow these are some amazing ideas. i have a man but he is gone on business the tub sounds really good i might try that....hmmm whatever shall i do???????

thanks all please keep the ideas cumming
 
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