Last sex toy you bought?

If crotchless nylons don't count, a lifelike 8 inch dildo so I have something to suck while I am getting pegged.
 
A wireless controlled vibe to be worn out and about. I got it for my wife around Christmas, but we've never even got it out of the package. Shes pretty much shut down. So much for a bit of spice.
 
Looking for advice:
I’ve retired my old jelly dildo-with-suction cup and I’m in the market for a silicone replacement, preferably one that doesn’t look realistic and isn’t too expensive.
Any recommendations as to what would feel good in my ass?
 
Temu and aliexpress have a huge selection of super cheap toys
PSA. I'd avoid anything cheap, like from those vendors. Look for a quality toy company using body safe materials, such as platinum cured silicone. A lot of these toys are sold as "novelty" items and are really not safe for insertion into the body. If you do buy something inexpensive, please at least put a condom or several condoms over it.
 
I bought a clitoral vibrator for my wife from Target. Sadly, it was a complete failure as she just has a very, very narrow view on what is acceptable sexual behavior. Also, the vibrator, the one and only time it made an appearance, seemed to malfunction as it was on max speed and failed to adjust at all. I've never seen it since. (I thought about returning it, but do I need to explain. LOL)

Not all is lost however, she will wear the crotchless panties I got her once every 20 times we have sex. At this rate I can report in October if we are still on pace. Btw, I adore my wife and am trying to increase the frequency and length of time we are simply physically affectionate, it has been positive.
 
PSA. I'd avoid anything cheap, like from those vendors. Look for a quality toy company using body safe materials, such as platinum cured silicone. A lot of these toys are sold as "novelty" items and are really not safe for insertion into the body. If you do buy something inexpensive, please at least put a condom or several condoms over it.
Thanks for the reply.
Any vendors you’d recommend?
 
A lot of these toys are sold as "novelty" items
I’m not saying the quality is good, but it’s a separate matter from being sold as novelty items. That is a label which helps vendors get around legal prohibitions against selling or shipping sex toys. They’re probably marketing overseas the same ones they sell domestically, so, the marketing material you see is trumped by local regulations. By itself, it doesn’t automatically say anything at all about the quality of the toy. Though, shipping from or selling within a jurisdiction which requires that in the first place might.
 
At the risk of sounding a little way too extreme…I have been in the bad dragon site. Although I have not actually ordered anything, there are a few which I find exceptionally arousing.

I will probably go ahead and pull the trigger on one when I get paid again. Smile
 
Bad Dragon look amazing. As a guy who loves anal play, I'd love to get up close and personal with a few of their designs.
 
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