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[Guest]

Doesn't everything?

weeeelllll...

do you?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

weeeelllll...

do you?

Nope. Nicotine.

 

[Guest]

Nope. Nicotine.

so, what youre saying.. is that i could wear you like a patch?

 

[Dream Keeper]

Chicken Salad... and gold fish.

 

[Guest]

Chicken Salad... and gold fish.

DK,
i told my daughter about you. how you are so open and fun... intelligent.. gay..
"mom, set us up." says she
"babe, weve talked about this... hes gay" says me
"oh .. well.. damn the luck" says she.

shes out with her girlfriend.. and here i am.. waiting for her to get home.. sigh... a mothers work is never done.

 

[doormouse]

Anyone else notice they're late with the monthly winners/nominees?

(Oh, and anyone have a dream dictionary handy? I packed mine What does it mean to dream of cleaning windows and goldfish?)



Edit: Nevermind LOL

Dream Dictionary

Definition: Seeing a goldfish in your dream, foretells of wealth and many successful and pleasant adventures

Window

To see windows in your dream, signifies bright hopes, vast possibilities and insight.

To dream that you are looking out the window, signifies your outlook on life, your consciousness, point of view, awareness, and intuition. You may be reflecting on a decision and seeking guidance. If you are looking in the window, then it indicates that you are doing some soul searching and looking within yourself

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Anyone else notice they're late with the monthly winners/nominees?

(Oh, and anyone have a dream dictionary handy? I packed mine What does it mean to dream of cleaning windows and goldfish?)



Edit: Nevermind LOL

Dream Dictionary

Definition: Seeing a goldfish in your dream, foretells of wealth and many successful and pleasant adventures

Window

To see windows in your dream, signifies bright hopes, vast possibilities and insight.

To dream that you are looking out the window, signifies your outlook on life, your consciousness, point of view, awareness, and intuition. You may be reflecting on a decision and seeking guidance. If you are looking in the window, then it indicates that you are doing some soul searching and looking within yourself

I don't even want to mention my dreams....too weird for words.

 

[doormouse]

I don't even want to mention my dreams....too weird for words.

Not the dancing dildos again?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Not the dancing dildos again?

I'm afraid so.

and they were laughing at me this time.

 

[doormouse]

It says here, in the WannaBeWitchDoctorateOfWeirdDreamHandBook, that dildos bring good luck. Dancing dildos are believed to be the omen of some good hot fuckin'.

Says here in black and red.. fair dinks

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It says here, in the WannaBeWitchDoctorateOfWeirdDreamHandBook, that dildos bring good luck. Dancing dildos are believed to be the omen of some good hot fuckin'.

Says here in black and red.. fair dinks

Shit, I was looking in the US version, not the Aussie dreamtime version. Whew, I feel relieved.

Oh btw, sorry, I had to kill you off.

 

[doormouse]

You let my alter-ego dildo run out of charge?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You let my alter-ego dildo run out of charge?

LOL...in the story, you got offed, sorry, but it was too funny.

 

[doormouse]

LOL...in the story, you got offed, sorry, but it was too funny.

I kinda had that feeling when I disappeared with the dunny roll

LOL

 

[Dream Keeper]

The other night, I dreamed about a banana riding a unicycle. Then something about having sex while flying. I may know ALOT about dreams, but when it comes to the banana and the unicylce, I am clueless...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I kinda had that feeling when I disappeared with the dunny roll

LOL

Sorry babe, but you were doomed. You're a good sport.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Ett tag trodde jag det var Ipren-mannen...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

The on going adventure of my personal zoo never stops. Yesterday my son comes home and tells me, "Hey mom, the kid who gave me the baby snakes gave me more, he's getting rid of them."

I now have 27 baby garter snakes. I'm opening an adoption center.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Or you could start making exclusive garter belts.

 

[minsue]

Or you could start making exclusive garter belts.

 

[Liar]

Ett tag trodde jag det var Ipren-mannen...

 

[minsue]

Ya gonna translate for the rest of us or just roll your eyes?

 

[Liar]

Ya gonna translate for the rest of us or just roll your eyes?

's untaranslantatable

 

[minsue]

's untaranslantatable

Ya'll are plotting to take over the world, aren't you?

 

[Liar]

Ya'll are plotting to take over the world, aren't you?

I pathetologically deny all such preposterous accusations.