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[RenzaJones]

lol I'll take the shoes but seeing me smile would be a little tough what with my head pressed between your thighs

 

[lucky-E-leven]

lol I'll take the shoes but seeing me smile would be a little tough what with my head pressed between your thighs

Then I'll just have to pay very close attention and feel your smile.

 

[RenzaJones]

lol I'd try my damndest to break that concentration.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

lol I'd try my damndest to break that concentration.

Well I could go on talking a big game, but the honest truth is that my concentration was shot to shit as soon as I saw you posting again.

*sigh*

If I'm able to get on later, I'll finish what you started.

 

[Guest]

Well I could go on talking a big game, but the honest truth is that my concentration was shot to shit as soon as I saw you posting again.

*sigh*

If I'm able to get on later, I'll finish what you started.

i so wanna watch

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My daughter (6) is watching a movie where they mention, Micheal Jackson, she says......I know who he is, he kissed a boy and now he looks like a woman.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Around 30 degrees in the shadows today. I take a cold shower, only to get sweaty again from the effort of drying myself afterwards.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Who Famed Roger Rabbit is one of the best movies ever made!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I finally bought a new vacuum cleaner, my old one is 13 yrs old, it will be buried on friday.
I like the new one, it really sucks.

That is the high point of my week.

 

[Guest]

I finally bought a new vacuum cleaner, my old one is 13 yrs old, it will be buried on friday.
I like the new one, it really sucks.

That is the high point of my week.

KUDOS for abs!

suckorama.. while youre in a good mood why not ride your broomstick up here and vaccum the house.. *grin*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

KUDOS for abs!

suckorama.. while youre in a good mood why not ride your broomstick up here and vaccum the house.. *grin*

I sure will, it has lots of fun attachments.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My daughter, the diva, just told me to....."Make with the happy and get me some soup."

I don't know if I should smack her or put her on stage somewhere.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

this coffee, cigarette and chocolate diet isn't working.

 

[cloudy]

this coffee, cigarette and chocolate diet isn't working.

You forgot the alcohol - it's a key component.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You forgot the alcohol - it's a key component.

Jeezus, that's right....*slaps forhead* thanks.

 

[Guest]

i had a gorgonzola/garlic clove/red and yellow pepper pizza last night for dinner..

my stomach hates me right now..

Abs.. can i use your outhouse?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

i had a gorgonzola/garlic clove/red and yellow pepper pizza last night for dinner..

my stomach hates me right now..

Abs.. can i use your outhouse?

Sure, but where will I sleep?

 

[Guest]

Sure, but where will I sleep?

we can curl up together on the lid of love..

 

[ABSTRUSE]

we can curl up together on the lid of love..

Like the weasels that we are.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

OK, I've learned a valuable lesson this past month that I've been back to work:

Do NOT work 7 nights a week.

Settle for 6. (That sounds so much better in my language, since Swedes have the same word for six and sex.)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I now have 6 new additions to the zoo....6 baby garter snakes, no bigger than a worm and fricken cute.

Plus the dove laid 4 more eggs, she's like a Pez dispenser with feathers.

 

[Guest]

I now have 6 new additions to the zoo....6 baby garter snakes, no bigger than a worm and fricken cute.

Plus the dove laid 4 more eggs, she's like a Pez dispenser with feathers.

you yank its head back and out pops an egg?

have you called guiness yet?

KFC might want to know too

 

[ABSTRUSE]

you yank its head back and out pops an egg?

have you called guiness yet?

KFC might want to know too

Basically, yes.

No but I had one or two.

Nope, making mini omelettes.

 

[Guest]

Basically, yes.

No but I had one or two.

Nope, making mini omelettes.

share the wealth babe..

does it taste like chicken?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

share the wealth babe..

does it taste like chicken?

Doesn't everything?