ferociouskittycat
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ABSTRUSE said:You're a rodent, accept it.
Hey!!
That's MY rodent
When I think of doormouse... I touch myself...
Ohhh.. sorry... daydreaming again
Hey!!
That's MY rodent
When I think of doormouse... I touch myself...
Ohhh.. sorry... daydreaming again
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ABSTRUSE said:
BAD ABS.. bad girl.. go to your corner!
dont listen to her sweetness.. shes .. in hyper bitch mode..
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ABSTRUSE said:
roflmao
why is it i can so totally see you doing that?
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ABSTRUSE said:
when will it be my turn for the brain? youve been hoggin it way too long!
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ABSTRUSE said:
just dont drop it again when you hand it over.. im running out of saline to keep it clean.*sigh*
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ABSTRUSE said:You're a mom, just spit on it.
Abs... they said it was mary poppins.. but im wondering if it wasnt just you...
http://pics.xs.to/pics/04073/ABS.jpg
RenzaJones
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ABSTRUSE said:
when you get to hell
please make sure our condo on the lake of lava is ready for the party well have once everyone is able to join us
RenzaJones
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ABSTRUSE said:
lol I always knew you were a chain smoking chick
destinie21
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I 
feedback lol
I put this at the end of my story
please take the time to leave a public comment or send feedback, consider it as a thank you to me. Or if you hated all of it consider it a fuck you, then ask yourself why you indulged fully in something you abhor. Regards Destinie21
and I got this feedback via email
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Or if you hated all of it
consider it a fuck you, then ask yourself why you indulged fully in something
you abhor. Regards Destinie21
Maybe because the only way to really know if you hated it was to read the entire thing, asshole.
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that put a smile on my face
feedback lol I put this at the end of my story
please take the time to leave a public comment or send feedback, consider it as a thank you to me. Or if you hated all of it consider it a fuck you, then ask yourself why you indulged fully in something you abhor. Regards Destinie21
and I got this feedback via email
This message contains feedback for: destinie21
About the submission: Raine & Sheri Ch. 04
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous
Comments:
Or if you hated all of it
consider it a fuck you, then ask yourself why you indulged fully in something
you abhor. Regards Destinie21
Maybe because the only way to really know if you hated it was to read the entire thing, asshole.
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that put a smile on my face
lucky-E-leven
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Awww honey, you're surrounded by winners!
How's the new J-O-B? Fuzzy? Ma?
How's the new J-O-B? Fuzzy? Ma?
destinie21
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lol my life is one great big monkey party the job is great nothing's going on but the rent right? My little fuzy is great she really does light up my life. Pm about the other things and I'll tell ya a story
destinie21
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Thank freaking God for the no topic thread.
My best friend in the whole world wants me to go out tommorrow night, normally this wouldn't be a problem except she wants to go to a Disco night. Yeah right over my dead dykey body. I don't think so. I just can't see myself I will be spending my evening in some loud and cavernous club, risking my hearing and my dignity in the company of drunken yuppies and a shower of women dressed like Sheela Na Gigs.
All I can hope for is to a series of grand mal seizures (prompted no doubt by the threat of exposure to the Bee Gees), every and I'll be under the influence of a stupefying dose of anti-convulsive medication. In which case I would barely be able to walk, much less do something as abhorrent as The Hustle. (an aside to say sorry if anyone is prone to seziures, no offense)
I would just say no but last time I did that Jenna ( the friend in question) Not one to dwell on her disappointments, got roaringly drunk. This would not have been a problem (and was in fact initially amusing) except for the fact that fairly early on in the evening, she felt compelled to tell me what was wrong with my life. All well meaning and mostly coherent, granted – but dire predictions of an eventual death followed by the consumption of my corpse by the thousands of feral cats I am destined to own (according to her) was a wee bit depressing.
Because I rarely "go out" in the clubbing sense of my peers
this was followed by her proclamation that I am the original Misanthrope and if I don’t watch it, I will be shunned as an eccentric curmudgeon albeit, apparently, with a truly impressive rack.
(I feel compelled to point out that it has been my experience that impressive racks by their very nature tend to attract admirers who are usually quite willing to overlook any peculiarities of personality.)
But lady J wasn't buying that one then and I doub't she'll go for it now.
Please someone save me from Disco night I promise not to be sarcastic for at least 2 days. (okay okay, I know that was a lie, but at leaast two hours )
My best friend in the whole world wants me to go out tommorrow night, normally this wouldn't be a problem except she wants to go to a Disco night. Yeah right over my dead dykey body. I don't think so. I just can't see myself I will be spending my evening in some loud and cavernous club, risking my hearing and my dignity in the company of drunken yuppies and a shower of women dressed like Sheela Na Gigs.
All I can hope for is to a series of grand mal seizures (prompted no doubt by the threat of exposure to the Bee Gees), every and I'll be under the influence of a stupefying dose of anti-convulsive medication. In which case I would barely be able to walk, much less do something as abhorrent as The Hustle. (an aside to say sorry if anyone is prone to seziures, no offense)
I would just say no but last time I did that Jenna ( the friend in question) Not one to dwell on her disappointments, got roaringly drunk. This would not have been a problem (and was in fact initially amusing) except for the fact that fairly early on in the evening, she felt compelled to tell me what was wrong with my life. All well meaning and mostly coherent, granted – but dire predictions of an eventual death followed by the consumption of my corpse by the thousands of feral cats I am destined to own (according to her) was a wee bit depressing.
Because I rarely "go out" in the clubbing sense of my peers
this was followed by her proclamation that I am the original Misanthrope and if I don’t watch it, I will be shunned as an eccentric curmudgeon albeit, apparently, with a truly impressive rack.
(I feel compelled to point out that it has been my experience that impressive racks by their very nature tend to attract admirers who are usually quite willing to overlook any peculiarities of personality.)
But lady J wasn't buying that one then and I doub't she'll go for it now.
Please someone save me from Disco night I promise not to be sarcastic for at least 2 days. (okay okay, I know that was a lie, but at leaast two hours )
lucky-E-leven
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First off, THE HUSTLE kicks ass!
Okay, now I can move on. You're a new mother. Feign sleepless nights. I blame things on the lil' Luckster all the time. You'll learn.
Okay, now I can move on. You're a new mother. Feign sleepless nights. I blame things on the lil' Luckster all the time. You'll learn.
destinie21
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lucky-E-leven said:First off, THE HUSTLE kicks ass!
Okay, now I can move on. You're a new mother. Feign sleepless nights. I blame things on the lil' Luckster all the time. You'll learn.
oh praise the lord I should have thought of that but my mind was filled with thoughts of polyester, sequins and gold lame so it's understandable that I froze up like a deer in Mack truck headlights
destinie21
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lucky-E-leven said:First off, THE HUSTLE kicks ass!
Okay, now I can move on. You're a new mother. Feign sleepless nights. I blame things on the lil' Luckster all the time. You'll learn.
oh praise the lord I should have thought of that but my mind was filled with thoughts of polyester, sequins and gold lame so it's understandable that I froze up like a deer in Mack truck headlights
matriarch
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This may have been posted before, but remember, despite how it feels, I've only been around AH for a couple of months.
Frivolous, but interesting...........if the facts are true.
Look what happens when a President gets elected in a year with a zero at the end:
1840: William Henry Harrison (died in office)
1860: Abraham Lincoln (assassinated)
1880: James A. Garfield (assassinated)
1900: William McKinley (assassinated)
1920: Warren G. Harding (died in office)
1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (died in office)
1960: John F. Kennedy (assassinated)
1980: Ronald Reagan (survived assassination attempt)
2000: George W. Bush ????????????
And to think that you have two guys fighting it out in the courts to be the one elected in 2000.
You might also be interested in this. Have a history teacher explain this if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird:
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat:
Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln made by Ford."
Booth and Oswald were both assassinated before their trials.
Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater.
Mat
Frivolous, but interesting...........if the facts are true.
Look what happens when a President gets elected in a year with a zero at the end:
1840: William Henry Harrison (died in office)
1860: Abraham Lincoln (assassinated)
1880: James A. Garfield (assassinated)
1900: William McKinley (assassinated)
1920: Warren G. Harding (died in office)
1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (died in office)
1960: John F. Kennedy (assassinated)
1980: Ronald Reagan (survived assassination attempt)
2000: George W. Bush ????????????
And to think that you have two guys fighting it out in the courts to be the one elected in 2000.
You might also be interested in this. Have a history teacher explain this if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird:
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat:
Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln made by Ford."
Booth and Oswald were both assassinated before their trials.
Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater.
Mat
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