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[destinie21]

You're not really going to tell her? You know that was an accident you also know I can't out run your mother. And you cant' out run me

You may be able to outrun me Ma but I can make you beg. Want to beg sweetie?

 

[RenzaJones]

You may be able to outrun me Ma but I can make you beg. Want to beg sweetie?

Oooo ok Miss lady I'll beg but only if you wear the boots.

 

[destinie21]

I'll wear the boots if you wear the shoes

 

[RenzaJones]

I'll wear the boots if you wear the shoes

The fuschia ones?

 

[destinie21]

The fuschia ones?

Yes, but you realize that we can't have sex until my mother is asleep or at least until she's not walking about. Don't worry it'll be like "old" times

 

[doormouse]

Boudreaux had a bad vehicle accident, caused by a truck.

In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Boudreaux.

"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine," asked the lawyer?

Boudreaux responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the . . . . "

"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question? Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine!"?

Boudreaux said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road . . . ."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Boudreaux's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie".

Boudreaux thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move.

However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans."

Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, and looked at me, and said

'How are you feeling?'"

"Now what the hell would you say?"

 

[RenzaJones]

Yes, but you realize that we can't have sex until my mother is asleep or at least until she's not walking about. Don't worry it'll be like "old" times

Those were not the good old days, those were the opposite of that. I think I feel a little headachy, so why don't we forget it

 

[destinie21]

:so why don't we forget it

No.

 

[RenzaJones]

No.

Ooo I kind of dig that attitude

 

[destinie21]

Ooo I kind of dig that attitude

Come and get it then Ma

 

[RenzaJones]

Come and get it then Ma

Oh it's on.

 

[destinie21]

Damn av is distracting me.

 

[Remec]

Damn av is distracting me.

Funny, that's just what I was thinking about both of you...<g>

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Nighttime is the BEST time.



~lucky

 

[Guest]

this past weekend there was the tall ships fest in new london. they came to the mystic seaport afterwards and had to pass by the house.

so damn majestic. it was a pagentry of pure art sailing by my window and dwarfing our house. the art that went into making these gorgeous ships is outstanding and i will never, ever get tired of seeing their sails unfurled and seeing them scutt over the waves like a ballerina doing her finest ..

true candy for the eyes.Tall Ships Fest this one is my fave. The Quinnipiack sports dark brown sails.. not many boats do that for some reason, but it fairly takes my breath away... the Tenacious is my second fave..

ah hell.. i love them all.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Thanks for the link from an old rag waver.

welcome baby. im still .. just.. wowed by it all.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

this past weekend there was the tall ships fest in new london. they came to the mystic seaport afterwards and had to pass by the house.

so damn majestic. it was a pagentry of pure art sailing by my window and dwarfing our house. the art that went into making these gorgeous ships is outstanding and i will never, ever get tired of seeing their sails unfurled and seeing them scutt over the waves like a ballerina doing her finest ..

true candy for the eyes.Tall Ships Fest this one is my fave. The Quinnipiack sports dark brown sails.. not many boats do that for some reason, but it fairly takes my breath away... the Tenacious is my second fave..

ah hell.. i love them all.

I love tall ships too, I went to Mystic because of them, I didn't see vella, it was a good trip.

 

[Guest]

I love tall ships too, I went to Mystic because of them, I didn't see vella, it was a good trip.

i thought there was a stench.. but noone could really say where it was coming from... it left so abruptly too..

mystery solved.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

i thought there was a stench.. but noone could really say where it was coming from... it left so abruptly too..

mystery solved.

You are the wind that breaks beneath my wings.

 

[Guest]

You are the wind that breaks beneath my wings.

com'on Bette.. lets spread the merry.. the cheer.. the sarcasm that induces vomiting... i know we can concur the world.. we have to start with the little people, just like Martha.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

com'on Bette.. lets spread the merry.. the cheer.. the sarcasm that induces vomiting... i know we can concur the world.. we have to start with the little people, just like Martha.

Okay, let's go pick on Lisa some more.

 

[doormouse]

Okay, let's go pick on Lisa some more.

doormouse stands on vella's shoulders..... I'm no little person

 

[ABSTRUSE]

doormouse stands on vella's shoulders..... I'm no little person

You're a rodent, accept it.

 

[Guest]

You're a rodent, accept it.

putting doormouse in a sweet cage and letting her play on the wheel..

there there sweetling.. ill be nice.. erm.. sumphin