Lord DragonsWing
Literotica Guru
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Wakey, Wakey hands off Snakey.
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vella_ms said:LOL..
like you ever listened anyway, harlot
Jaha, och vad är det för fel på det då? Gå en kurs, vidga dina vyer.SlickTony said:This No Topic thread is so much better than the No Topic thread in the other forum I hang out in. There, it's being dominated by a bunch of people demonstrating their erudition by posting in a bunch of languages I do not speak.
ABSTRUSE said:Is is possible for your body to reject your lungs after a few hundred years?
I just woke up with an attack of my body trying to cough up my spleen.![]()
vella_ms said:abs.. dawn of the dead?.. youre up.. its disgustingly early for you and im almost speechless.
**be kind to your one half of lung.. they dont have baboon transplants for that yet**
ABSTRUSE said:I'm having a whoopie cushion installed instead.
vella_ms said:oh dear god.. imaginging you exhaling a fart is enough for a trip to the bathroom..
ROFLMAO

ABSTRUSE said:Your words eloquently dribble from your mouth like vomit from a drunk face down in an alley.![]()

vella_ms said:you taught me well sensai
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that or the missing fingers.. its bound to happen at some point with the circular saw.. ill see what i can do...ABSTRUSE said:Grasshopper snatch the pebble from my hand....hey I like that AV, I can't wait to see slip and fall on your head
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vella_ms said:that or the missing fingers.. its bound to happen at some point with the circular saw.. ill see what i can do...
ABSTRUSE said:Dear god, the only power tool you should be around is your Black&Decker riding vibrator.
vella_ms said:mishaps abound on that damn ride on.. dangerous toy! nearly had a town wide black out just plugging it in..
ABSTRUSE said:What about you idea of having the neighborhood kids run on a giant wheel to generate electricity, remember your "carnival" scheme?
vella_ms said:hot damn! thats right.. hamsterchildren.. i nearly forgot..
would this constitute a V8 moment?
Lauren Hynde said:Claro que não; aquilo era sueco. Não tenho a certeza, mas quase, e acho que me lembro que o dinamarquês dele é mais ou menos como o norueguês - e mais ou menos como o meu finlandês - que é como quem diz: continua a mandar postais.

lucky-E-leven said:
Nice explanation, sweets!
~lucky
ABSTRUSE said:Damn Portuguese....can I bite your ass?
You know how I feel about biting! 