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[Guest]

Grrrrrrr....

~lucky

p.s. I was thinking of you bound to that fence (if I recall correctly) but we can work out the details then.

*THUD*

Lou

P.S. Hey, Lew, get in the queue, behind ME!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh stoppit!!!!

Hey, in that case, put me line with the tinman for a heart.

Lou

What's a heart? I have a little lump of coal in there, is that it?

 

[Guest]

It's Sarcastibytch, thank you !

and I was making you a coconut bra for the luau I was having when I came to visit you....hmph.

are they extra small?

you know.. youre always welcome up here.. only you have to get the lobstahs from the trap yourself.. itll amuse me.

 

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are they extra small?

you know.. youre always welcome up here.. only you have to get the lobstahs from the trap yourself.. itll amuse me.

Well I see your time in the slammer with Martha Stewart went well, hostess from hell.

 

[Guest]

What's a heart? I have a little lump of coal in there, is that it?

Beats me! There's a lump of ice in my chest.

 

[Guest]

Well I see your time in the slammer with Martha Stewart went well, hostess from hell.

it was a 'one off' i got to play at being Domme.. beat her ass and loved ever single time she cried for more.. i got carried away.. they had to take the flogger out of my grasp and.. before i knew it.. i was out on the streets.. sub once again

 

[Guest]

Beats me! There's a lump of ice in my chest.

BAH! this coming from the two biggest softies on lit..
**giggle, snort**

 

[ABSTRUSE]

it was a 'one off' i got to play at being Domme.. beat her ass and loved ever single time she cried for more.. i got carried away.. they had to take the flogger out of my grasp and.. before i knew it.. i was out on the streets.. sub once again

Well, that's not a good thing.

Silly mortal, messing with Martha.

I gave her a swirly on day one and she learned to mind her shit.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

BAH! this coming from the two biggest softies on lit..
**giggle, snort**

You Bitch!!!!!!!!
Am not, am not, am not....

 

[Guest]

BAH! this coming from the two biggest softies on lit..
**giggle, snort**

Hey, who are you calling a softy, you tart!?

I'm a hard nosed bitch, I am!

Lou

 

[Guest]

You Bitch!!!!!!!!
Am not, am not, am not....

giggling helplessly..
oh damn.. my stomach..

 

[Lauren Hynde]

 

[Guest]

Hey, who are you calling a softy, you tart!?

I'm a hard nosed bitch, I am!

Lou

still PMSL
could you please stop cuz honest to god i dont have enough depends to make it through the night.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hey, HYNDE!!!!

What the hell are you laughing at, your next on Lou and mine's list!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

still PMSL
could you please stop cuz honest to god i dont have enough depends to make it through the night.

Just use a roll of paper towels, sure their bulky, but they do absorb.

 

[Guest]

Hey, HYNDE!!!!

What the hell are you laughing at, your next on Lou and mine's list!

Yep, us don't-mess-with-us-cold-hearted-bitches mean business, especially when we work in tandem.

Lou

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Hey, HYNDE!!!!

What the hell are you laughing at, your next on Lou and mine's list!

Hmm... list to do what?

 

[Guest]

Just use a roll of paper towels, sure their bulky, but they do absorb.

something about having brawny betwixt my thighs.. just sounds so wrong somehow

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hmm... list to do what?

WELL.......Um......okay, I'm open for suggestions.

 

[Guest]

WELL.......Um......okay, I'm open for suggestions.

well not that im privy to the list but im guessing you and Lou are trying to do some topping from the bottom here..
some subby teasing???
if im wrong.. id say sorry.. for the right price

 

[Guest]

well not that im privy to the list but im guessing you and Lou are trying to do some topping from the bottom here..
some subby teasing???
if im wrong.. id say sorry.. for the right price

Nah, I could never get away with that. Even if I tried, I'd be slapped back down into my place again.

Lou - quaking.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

well not that im privy to the list but im guessing you and Lou are trying to do some topping from the bottom here..
some subby teasing???
if im wrong.. id say sorry.. for the right price

Ass kissing is a good start, you're on your way....Oh and Use Bounty, it's the quicker picker upper.

 

[Guest]

Ass kissing is a good start, you're on your way....Oh and Use Bounty, it's the quicker picker upper.

Bounty? As in the chocolate bar???

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Bounty? As in the chocolate bar???

No sweets, the paper towels.

 

[Guest]

Ass kissing is a good start, you're on your way....Oh and Use Bounty, it's the quicker picker upper.

tell me you wouldnt kiss laurens ass and ill lick your toes